tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post114656924335081892..comments2023-11-05T08:42:51.624+00:00Comments on The Jungle: Saint Janejungle janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146741182312928612006-05-04T12:13:00.000+01:002006-05-04T12:13:00.000+01:00Ing, Goldfrapp first, Beck second. Even virgins n...Ing, Goldfrapp first, Beck second. Even virgins need to whoop it up a bit.<BR/><BR/>I recommend body paint. Clothes are so passe. The question is what do we paint you as? We could opt for the old "suit and tie" (yawn) body or we could opt for something a little more risque. I am here to help Ing - you know what good taste I have.jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146739132855887602006-05-04T11:38:00.000+01:002006-05-04T11:38:00.000+01:00Sanctity requires sacrifice. But wait! Let me se...Sanctity requires sacrifice. <BR/><BR/>But wait! Let me see Beck first, before I make that ultimate decision (he'll be in San Fran this month and I know how to get backstage while keeping my virginity intact, which, it's the same tactic I used to keep it on prom night & so forth). Because if I can catch his eye, all bets are off.<BR/><BR/>But how -- tube top? White pointy bra? Assless chaps? Oh, help!inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146736768556017952006-05-04T10:59:00.000+01:002006-05-04T10:59:00.000+01:00Ing I will gladly sign the photo for you but i fea...Ing I will gladly sign the photo for you but i fear it will be of no use to you - all virgins are required for immediate sacrifice. I'm sorry it's come to this Ing but I'm sure you don't want to be a party pooper huh?<BR/><BR/>Le Chit! We have our first virgin! You warm the fire up, okay?jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146726125079002562006-05-04T08:02:00.000+01:002006-05-04T08:02:00.000+01:00Ugggh, my stomach is full of weed and four of me w...Ugggh, my stomach is full of weed and four of me will be given to Josh! Can you cure this, Jane, can you?<BR/><BR/>Here's a nice little malady my mom, who's a nurse, encountered -- a yeast infection of the throat.<BR/><BR/>Would you please sign my photo: <I>To the comeliest of all the virgins I've never done, Jane.</I>? Thanks!inghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877741066021169188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146723885614090032006-05-04T07:24:00.000+01:002006-05-04T07:24:00.000+01:00Toby fantastic! But surely tax payers in the USA ...Toby fantastic! But surely tax payers in the USA can afford colour printers? i mean its not as if you live in a third world country or anything. Besides, the whole of the USA will be thanking us when we infiltrate their minds, souls and bank accounts, right?<BR/><BR/>Egan:<BR/>Enough of this aloha stuff already - i thinks its time you wrapped this holiday lark up and came back to entertain me. Fair?<BR/><BR/>Maja:<BR/>Where is your blog?? i looked for signs of you last night (cuncecuncecunce) and got sent through to a site about prostates. Of course that made for very interesting reading but you look like your blog has been deleted from your profile?<BR/><BR/>Josh:<BR/>you are amazing - none of this would have been possible without you. i know how much work you have on your hands saving the world yet nothing is too much trouble for you. I will give you 4 four virgins as your personal reward and you can use my name to get into nightclubs for free too<BR/><BR/>Le Chit:<BR/>I dunno about sacrificing those virgins - can't we use them to clean up after us and cook our food?<BR/><BR/>Henri:<BR/>I am here to serve. That's what saints do...<BR/><BR/>Pixie:<BR/>So its alright so sacrifice the family cat but you get all hissy when a few virgins are at stake?<BR/><BR/>Gees...kids...jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146718995059275692006-05-04T06:03:00.000+01:002006-05-04T06:03:00.000+01:00*runs away from Le Chit yelling Muuuuuuuuummy!!"*runs away from Le Chit yelling Muuuuuuuuummy!!"Pixie Sprinklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02291740027154345430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146718906513543632006-05-04T06:01:00.000+01:002006-05-04T06:01:00.000+01:00thank you doctor J.thank you doctor J.henri Bankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088424317020429406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146714183551703632006-05-04T04:43:00.000+01:002006-05-04T04:43:00.000+01:00As you may already know I have made some connectio...As you may already know I have made some connections and the weed has been taken care of, it is in route via the stomach of a virgin...hmmm...in the stomach of a virgin...virgin hell that’s great! The weed is in route via the stomach of a virgin, once removed ...err...well lets be realistic... uhh...My crusade has proven fruitful lets say, I in fact popped...OK here goes I think all is well and you should sleep soundly knowing your world is in my hands and...my hands are strong and not greasy so I don't drop things, as a rule so...Shit Jane I got your drugs and money and I bribed a bunch of people, your a fucking Saint, its done!Unless there are any objections or people don't read these comments. Tell you what lets keep the fund drive going. Eh? Cool Beans JWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146710620067479582006-05-04T03:43:00.000+01:002006-05-04T03:43:00.000+01:00Welcome back Jane, in fine form as usual!Welcome back Jane, in fine form as usual!Majahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18165064674706873733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146704792713496842006-05-04T02:06:00.000+01:002006-05-04T02:06:00.000+01:00Yes, I guess you could be right. Thanks Jane for ...Yes, I guess you could be right. Thanks Jane for all your love and support. It's always appreciated. Aloha!eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146702895569946652006-05-04T01:34:00.000+01:002006-05-04T01:34:00.000+01:00All right! My first government gig! Of course I ca...All right! My first government gig! Of course I can print flyers... at tax payers exspense even. I love this commitee. They'll have to be black on white or colored paper though because I only have a b/w copier and the printing presses are always busy doing bogus work related shit. Maybe in our infancy, we should stick with electroninc flyers (spam).<BR/><BR/>Give me content and I'll design it too.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146702113011450512006-05-04T01:21:00.000+01:002006-05-04T01:21:00.000+01:00Barman:Actually the entire world has several pictu...Barman:<BR/>Actually the entire world has several pictures of my tits but i think we all agree 'it's the thought that counts'...right?<BR/><BR/>Zen:<BR/>Blimey and here was me thinking that you had changed teams and was perving on penises for your own sordid purposes. Oooops - my mistake! I had best tell my 37 best friends that I was wrong about you!<BR/><BR/>Cappy:<BR/>I have Josh under control - he is entirely committed to getting us money for weed...um i mean money for the cause.<BR/><BR/>The world needs more men like Josh Williams...jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146699494159966812006-05-04T00:38:00.000+01:002006-05-04T00:38:00.000+01:00I'm not REALLY a doctor.I just play one on TV.That...I'm not REALLY a doctor.<BR/><BR/>I just play one on TV.<BR/><BR/>That's all right, though, I get that all the time...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146698414982725982006-05-04T00:20:00.000+01:002006-05-04T00:20:00.000+01:00Hey wait a minute, I already have your left tit .....Hey wait a minute, I already have your left tit ... or was that right? Which one were you auctioning off? Of course I have a picture of it but no signature but still ... Oh well, you all ready done finished with the miracles anyway.barmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00678534461620555428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146697537847222792006-05-04T00:05:00.000+01:002006-05-04T00:05:00.000+01:00Josh:We may have a set back. I emptied out Egan's...Josh:<BR/>We may have a set back. I emptied out Egan's bank account but ran out of weed so I have to "dip into the funds" as such. Hopefully Egan will get paid soon though so we can top up the jing.<BR/><BR/>Keep visiting those churches Josh - while you are there could you also let them know that we are starting a cult in case they are bored with all that praying and wailing?<BR/><BR/>Le Chit:<BR/>You are dead yet you are able to post on my blog. Another miracle by Saint Jane, I think we all agree?<BR/><BR/>Toby:<BR/>Could you print out some flyers? Josh is going to get us a whole bunch of minions while he's out chatting up the churches for money. Multi tasking - I admire that in a man<BR/><BR/>Denny:<BR/>Fuck - did i forget to tell you? you'll have to go back to that doctor of yours. i've now performed 9 miracles in one day and am exhausted. I am terribly sorry - i have no more energy for cures. Thank you for participating though - you're a good sport. I can't do much about the scabs but i have sent a photo of Brooke's tits to you signed by me to authencticate that they really are Brooke's tits.<BR/><BR/>Henri:<BR/>This is perfectly normal behaviour and you should continue to throw your computers around the place. if you want to throw them at your uncle you should yell "This one is for JJ you loser" as you do so.jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146696371683558802006-05-03T23:46:00.000+01:002006-05-03T23:46:00.000+01:00Dear doctor,i have some serious problems every day...Dear doctor,i have some serious problems every day i wake up and the first thing i do is go to my Pc and look at the jungle blog.One day my uncle took away my pc ,i trow him from the balkony(he survived the crash).Is this a normal reaction is this normal some times i think people look strange to me because i walk around with a JJwig.i am not sure this is all real maybe one day i wake up and and and .... i dont know ?henri Bankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088424317020429406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146682747764598532006-05-03T19:59:00.000+01:002006-05-03T19:59:00.000+01:00Okay, any and all are welcome. The youngins will d...Okay, any and all are welcome. The youngins will do our bidding.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146666354060846072006-05-03T15:25:00.000+01:002006-05-03T15:25:00.000+01:00My back hurts, that cot had a lump on it.Yeah I kn...My back hurts, that cot had a lump on it.Yeah I know the lump was me, I'm going to be more proactive, I've put together a power point presentation and will be visiting a number of churchs and stuff and see if I can shake anything out of their pockets.<BR/>Best Intentions JWjosh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146658005104400512006-05-03T13:06:00.000+01:002006-05-03T13:06:00.000+01:00Die Murane:considering the theme of this blog woul...Die Murane:<BR/>considering the theme of this blog wouldn't you prefer a signed copy of Mother Theresa's tits? I will send it immediately!<BR/><BR/>Mone:<BR/>Oh yes that's easy. Send me all your money and you will be cured immediately. you can trust me - I hang out with the Pope all the time<BR/><BR/>Badgod:<BR/>Fuck dude keep up with my movements will you - i am no longer a weird talking Australian. I am now a native British person. Doddle is a posh word - us Poms use loads of posh words.jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146639251638351332006-05-03T07:54:00.000+01:002006-05-03T07:54:00.000+01:00Could you heal this f...ing disease which makes me...Could you heal this f...ing disease which makes me get up every weekday morning, drags my sleepy body to this workmachine and leaves me with so little money?Monehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00929555583968823130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146637176026212802006-05-03T07:19:00.000+01:002006-05-03T07:19:00.000+01:00the gypsys had a short look to their cards and tol...the gypsys had a short look to their cards and told me to relax...cause you'll send me this signed photograph anyway!!Die Muränehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955867417214307817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146635588317672722006-05-03T06:53:00.000+01:002006-05-03T06:53:00.000+01:00Erin:That sounds hot. Would a root be out of the ...Erin:<BR/>That sounds hot. Would a root be out of the question once i've rescued you? We could play a lifeguard role play game?<BR/><BR/>Tickers:<BR/>My god. Here's everyone else offering to get naked, contract sores, cripple themselves and suffer VD and all you have to offer is a bit of snot?<BR/><BR/>Matty:<BR/>I was going to go for Patron Saint of Rockstars but i think St Ettienne may have that one nailed? you just wait til i am a saint - there will be heaps of drugs and sex if you hang with me. I've already contacted Ricky Martin - he's all yours my princess.<BR/><BR/>Sausage:<BR/>Easy Peasy. Leprosy is caught from toilet seats and touching public bathroom door knobs. You go girl - we'll make a star of you yet.<BR/><BR/>ChickyBabe:<BR/>I'm afraid I'm saving that remedy for Egan. Is there anything else i can help you with? Herpes mebbe? how about the clap? c'mon ChickyBabe - the team needs your contribution.<BR/><BR/>Brooke:<BR/>Well I had earmarked Friday night to go to church and get down with psalms and shit but i can change my plans - wanna fuck?<BR/><BR/>Josh:<BR/>Well we're going just great here. I see Egan is going to send a whole bunch of jing and i'm intending installing a secret pay-by-the-minute webcam on Pixie's car shagging marathon.<BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work Josh. You are a trouper for not only collecting the cash but starring in a lead role in the Car-Shag-A-Thon. <BR/><BR/>Toby:<BR/>Fuck. That's a bit steep. Isn't the legal age of consent in Guyana 14? If its good enough for them its good enough for me. anyone under 18 can be put to work rolling spliffs and feeding us grapes surely?<BR/><BR/>Christi:<BR/>I believe that you have contracted a sexually transmitted disease. <BR/><BR/>the cure is very simple. All you need to do is firstly devote your remaining 21 years solely to serving your disease and secondly buy a nice wooden chastity belt with a large steel lock.<BR/><BR/>Fuck. I think that's my 7th miracle for the day. I am SO rocking with the Sainthood thing.<BR/><BR/>Cappy:<BR/>*PERK* Dorian is single? wellll...i most CERTAINLY have a cure for that. How would you like to have a Saint for a sister in law?<BR/><BR/>or if that is out of the question how about just having your brother rooting a saint?<BR/><BR/>Send him my way - i promise i will return him in one piece. oath.<BR/><BR/>Egan:<BR/>My lovely of course you can trust me - i'm a saint. <BR/><BR/>I had a word to Josh. He doesn't want to bother you so he said just send him your credit card number and full bank account details. He'll take care of it so that you don't have to think of complicated money matters during your holidays. He can also be trusted you know. I know him from the internet - he's got to be genuine.jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146633540105285722006-05-03T06:19:00.000+01:002006-05-03T06:19:00.000+01:00Brooke's tits? I am not sure how this is all goin...Brooke's tits? I am not sure how this is all going to play out, but I'm willing to roll with it Saint Jane. Where do I send the money?eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146623893286073792006-05-03T03:38:00.000+01:002006-05-03T03:38:00.000+01:00I have a terrible virus...I keep getting swollen b...I have a terrible virus...I keep getting swollen breasts, swollen feet that grow bigger, I'm tired all day, my back hurts, my hips hurt, I get hemorrhoids and vericose veins, I leak pus-looking liquid from my chest, discharge comes from my nether regions, I cry a lot, I laugh uncontrollably for no reason, I get moody, and my hair gets really, really thick, then falls out. These fits last for about nine to ten months straight, then the real fun starts, which I won't even begin to go into. I can't seem to get the symptoms and side effects to go away. I'm pretty sure the doctor told me I have about 21+ years to live, if I don't die first...Can you cure that?Christihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05369978641581682398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-1146623430008992562006-05-03T03:30:00.000+01:002006-05-03T03:30:00.000+01:00Sex, drugs and endless free beer is a given. Not a...Sex, drugs and endless free beer is a given. Not a cult ever emerged less any one of the main components.<BR/><BR/>I do however, require 21 or older at our door. If they, them or whomever hasn't been sucked in yet, they are welcome to be sucked somehow by us.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.com