tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post7057877868862733005..comments2023-11-05T08:42:51.624+00:00Comments on The Jungle: How to eat your petjungle janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-90199943782395029902007-05-30T09:12:00.000+01:002007-05-30T09:12:00.000+01:00ÇOK GÜZEL BİR SİTE.ÇOK GÜZEL BİR SİTE.Mustafa Şenalphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986912627047791363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-24293017327725803782007-05-24T21:36:00.000+01:002007-05-24T21:36:00.000+01:00Colin:That sounds nice, but i don't think its terr...Colin:<BR/>That sounds nice, but i don't think its terribly hygenic to mix cooking with sex, innit?jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-32749519926162483472007-05-20T13:57:00.000+01:002007-05-20T13:57:00.000+01:00As a founding member of the Royal Society for the ...As a founding member of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cooked Animals, I am incensed. People like you should be taken outside and lightly grilled.Colin Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14991363859883869289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-59690029252441999912007-05-19T12:46:00.000+01:002007-05-19T12:46:00.000+01:00*cooks up some donkey and wonders if Henri will no...*cooks up some donkey and wonders if Henri will notice*jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-82776466892673919422007-05-19T12:45:00.000+01:002007-05-19T12:45:00.000+01:00Now you are talkin my language !!!Now you are talkin my language !!!henri Bankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088424317020429406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-37393185715189757812007-05-19T11:10:00.000+01:002007-05-19T11:10:00.000+01:00FN:Choice tip! I wonder if this may also work wit...FN:<BR/>Choice tip! I wonder if this may also work with my concrete mixer i have lying about my bedroom unused. I will report back!<BR/><BR/>Ratty:<BR/>I gave it a go with a frying pan. I sucked and sucked but didn't taste any marrow. i might try my exhaust pipe next - i think they are made of titanium?<BR/><BR/>Toby:<BR/>Lets go into business! i will buy heaps of cute kittens and when they grow up and aren't cute anymore and i get bored with them, i'll send them to you. Deal?<BR/><BR/>Henri:<BR/>fuck. no pleasing you. how about i cook up some horse stew then?jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-63919590984155392572007-05-19T08:23:00.000+01:002007-05-19T08:23:00.000+01:00Hmmm eating pets i dont know cats taste like rabbi...Hmmm eating pets i dont know cats taste like rabbits birds are to small and dog meat no way !!!Dogs are sex slaves thats true !!!henri Bankshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088424317020429406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-82919049033987944282007-05-18T22:22:00.000+01:002007-05-18T22:22:00.000+01:00"thingys" should be a word, I use it all the time...."thingys" should be a word, I use it all the time.<BR/><BR/>"375 degrees" F*C*"?<BR/><BR/>I'll be back. Right now I'm super busy running my rat-cat farm.Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-5347570986001403192007-05-18T19:00:00.000+01:002007-05-18T19:00:00.000+01:00So if I need a bone marrow transport, does this me...<I>So if I need a bone marrow transport, does this mean that I cannot use your knob</I><BR/><BR/>No not at all. Even titanium contains a minute amount of bone marrow. It just means you have to suck much harder and much, much longer.The Dirty Rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10029060948757520998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-2464951506915835012007-05-18T18:36:00.000+01:002007-05-18T18:36:00.000+01:00top tip!Duck press gathering dust?I find that the ...top tip!<BR/>Duck press gathering dust?<BR/>I find that the insertion of several small cats into the barrel and a few brisk turns of the screw produces a uniform loaf suitable for roasting or pot-broiling! no fighting over who gets the ears...there's plenty throughout!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-36142273634060668542007-05-18T17:23:00.000+01:002007-05-18T17:23:00.000+01:00Erin:Perhaps the buckshot could be viewed as rough...Erin:<BR/>Perhaps the buckshot could be viewed as roughage? you can never have enough bran, you know...<BR/><BR/>Barman:<BR/>You must work on your sense of adventure. Being American is simply no excuse for not liking surprises. I think I might have to send you a little surprise culinary gift in the post – just to help you become more experimental, like<BR/><BR/>Egan:<BR/>Oh I know how to arouse a fella. For true arousal however, click on Toby’s link. Just not at work. Unless you want to get sacked.<BR/><BR/>Ratty:<BR/>So if I need a bone marrow transport, does this mean that I cannot use your knob? If not, would I be able to at least use some of the titanium??jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-47985639909965589732007-05-18T17:14:00.000+01:002007-05-18T17:14:00.000+01:00Mr. Mutley.Also - dogs actually have a bone in the...Mr. Mutley.<BR/><I>Also - dogs actually have a bone in their penis unlike most men...</I><BR/><BR/>I have had a titanium rod implanted into my old chap. It serves the same purpose as a bone but does not need any marrow.The Dirty Rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10029060948757520998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-87591145850279660722007-05-18T16:51:00.000+01:002007-05-18T16:51:00.000+01:00The last picture has me pitching a tent. You're a...The last picture has me pitching a tent. You're a damn talented writer Jungle.eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-86134613416208601412007-05-18T15:42:00.000+01:002007-05-18T15:42:00.000+01:00JJ, I kind of like to avoid food that is labeled "...JJ, I kind of like to avoid food that is labeled "surprise". That goes double now.barmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00678534461620555428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-43162125755938134352007-05-18T14:26:00.000+01:002007-05-18T14:26:00.000+01:00once i was in a bar and this guy said that he hunt...once i was in a bar and this guy said that he hunted rabbit and that he had a dead frozen rabbit in the car and then he went and got it and gave it to me and I went home and cooked it and ate it and it was okay except for the buckshot that was scattered all around where he shot itErin O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09089592061725346901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-45201655801574573032007-05-18T14:12:00.000+01:002007-05-18T14:12:00.000+01:00Die Murane:thank you for this excellent tip. I wi...Die Murane:<BR/>thank you for this excellent tip. I will also try doing this in summer to see if works.<BR/><BR/>Cocaine Jesus:<BR/>Now which one is the dog? the canine on top or the lay-dee in the middle?<BR/><BR/>Barman:<BR/>I am certain you belong to the pet-eating club. Especially if you order the noodles - the bits of cat i don't use (ie the tail) i sell to chinese restuarants for inclusion in their Noodle Surprise. It's quite delicious.jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-54353930475790039432007-05-18T13:22:00.000+01:002007-05-18T13:22:00.000+01:00Did someone say dirty pussy?I don't know about thi...Did someone say dirty pussy?<BR/><BR/>I don't know about this pet thing but I do Chinese a lot and we are always joking about cat (or is that rat) on a stick so maybe I am doing that already and never knew it. Now as to the last picture, that looks like a good white meat sandwich. Perhaps she should try a pig, I hear the have a cork screw down bellow...barmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00678534461620555428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-56973886831790447942007-05-18T11:35:00.000+01:002007-05-18T11:35:00.000+01:00looks like the dog has the right idea.looks like the dog has the right idea.Russell CJ Duffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00519621428036481426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-72142527619818544882007-05-18T11:33:00.000+01:002007-05-18T11:33:00.000+01:00If, in winter, you hang up the skinned cat outside...If, in winter, you hang up the skinned cat outside and let it freeze for a few days, the meat will be much more tender.Die Muränehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955867417214307817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-63096131800077469352007-05-18T10:03:00.000+01:002007-05-18T10:03:00.000+01:00Chickybabe:Pets are worth having. You feed them a...Chickybabe:<BR/>Pets are worth having. You feed them and then they feed you. It's nature.<BR/><BR/>Ratty:<BR/>You obviously don't own a cat. it's hard enough feeding it a tablet, let alone trying to purge its guts. i like to leave the guts filled and serve it to my scottish guests as haggis.<BR/><BR/>Wally:<BR/>I can see that you are boss when it comes to your pooch. You'll really show the little fucker when you eat him afterwards...<BR/><BR/>Mutley:<BR/>It sounds a bit like eating a Big Mac. I will make sure that I serve heaps more French fries with my pet dinners in future…<BR/><BR/>Newforestandy:<BR/>I think that Beast Kebabs would be highly nutricious in the same way that beer is good for you because it’s a carbohydrate. Cat Casserole would be best served with something nice – Tesco are selling nice 3 litre plastic bottles of wine, I have noticed. Its not called anything fancy pants like charobonay or any of those other silly names, its just Tesco Red and Tesco White. If you hurry down now you can get 4 bottles for a tenner.<BR/><BR/>Winters:<BR/>I think the dude bagged the vag and left the arse to the dog. A man would only allow this for his best friend. I think its really quite sweet.<BR/><BR/>Denny:<BR/>I urge you to visit Toby's link...that is more gross than anything i could EVER dream up...<BR/><BR/>Croydonian:<BR/>I bet the Larousse Gastronomique was flooded with eating pussy jokes after that. I don’t think ‘drown’ is a very nice word – they should stick to ‘re-cycle’. It’s more French too.<BR/><BR/>Josh:<BR/>Simply use the gift card as a birthday present for Roscoe. That way you don’t pay for his present and will find it amusing when his burger is spat on. Everyone is a winner.<BR/><BR/>Toby:<BR/>WTF? Holy fuckin schmakeroly. The worst bit is where he licks the pythons’s snatch…that is one weird weird dude…jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-22964120611607818502007-05-18T03:57:00.000+01:002007-05-18T03:57:00.000+01:00I didn't read the post. It should turn your stomac...I didn't read the post. <A HREF="http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=20717" REL="nofollow">It should turn your stomach. WTF???</A>?Tobyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543709819692124443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-30911037712719347362007-05-18T00:32:00.000+01:002007-05-18T00:32:00.000+01:00Funny you should mention boiled hamburger. I just ...Funny you should mention boiled hamburger. I just got back from dinner and had the blandest burger I have ever had in my life, asked the waiter if they boiled it, got a gift card which I am sure is coded so that when I redeem they will know to spit on my boiled burger.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-13293879251611405672007-05-18T00:23:00.000+01:002007-05-18T00:23:00.000+01:00In one of the older editions of Larousse Gastronom...In one of the older editions of Larousse Gastronomique it considers the issue of eating cats, and wraps up with <I>'Don't drown your kittens. Eat them!'</I>. <BR/><BR/>True story.Croydonianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14670533609622717223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-31939784002815113482007-05-17T22:03:00.000+01:002007-05-17T22:03:00.000+01:00I wonder where that bloke's todger is in the last ...I wonder where that bloke's todger is in the last picture.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17611977.post-31892015020289250382007-05-17T19:00:00.000+01:002007-05-17T19:00:00.000+01:00I will NOT miss your blog tmorrow. I liked a lot ...I will NOT miss your blog tmorrow. I liked a lot of doggie sex pictures! lolDenny Shanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11785470350380806771noreply@blogger.com