Goodbye Australia. Even after 9 years together we were never really meant to be, were we? A bit like ham & peanut butter sandwiches - sounded great on paper but didn't really sit too well in the tummy in reality. I wish you well Australia - just not in the cricket. That is all.
The Jungle will be hibernating for a while. Please send beer.
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Right, I'll get the hubby to send that by Purolator (Courier) right away.
Will any flavour of beer do? Or do you have a preference?
Good Luck with the move and hope to hear from you soon.
smooches!
Congrats Janey!!
My husband eats ham and peanut butter, micorwaved on a flat pita.
Can I have your old job?
Jungle Jane goes to London. Cool. Safe trip. Hey, now you're closer to Amsterdam!
I know that feeling, Jane. The rotten taste in your mouth when the high of the dream is over and you feel so hard that there's no match...
I often ask myself if there's more then one place on earth where you're really at home. The one little spot where your (real) mission is not impossible.. ;D I don't know (yet)
Anyways, good start, good luck and keep your eyes open!! You rock.
Sheri:
Can you tell your hubby to pull his finger out his arse please? getting awfully thirsty here. and do remind him i like VERY cold beer??
thanks for the good wishes...i am not sure if they have the internet in the UK or not...
PDD:
christ that is really very bizarre. warm peanut butter? i need to go wash my mouth out - i can almost taste that combination.
you don't want the job - trust me on that:-)
Vince:
yes! part of my master plan to root hookers and smoke pot simultaneously and legally. there's no stopping me...
Gav:
luckily i have no need for sticks where i am going. the berries sound great though. i am going to do that right now. i might even post pictures.
Die Murane:
yes totally - it took a long time for the circumstances to be right to leave. i can't wait to moan about the weather and the price of fish and chips....
but as I wrote
clouds pass + disperse
it's always good to follow your own eight of cups
Die Murane:
oh touche! that's exactly it - i am totally being the eight of cups...but it feels strangely positive:-)
touche? oh, you already speak such a perfect french. I see, you're well prepared for england.
good on ya!
Waves to Jane from Sydney!
Enjoy the change, and hope you won't be gone for too long!
Oh, you're over here now? I'll have to see if I spot you in the street some day. Easy enough done, what with London being such a little and sparsely inhabited place.
Be well on your journies...hope the kitties travel safely! I got the hook-up with a water pipe, so call me when you are settled!
MUCH LOVE and adoration!!
Beer
I used to have Theakston's Old Peculure for a while since I used to work with this one bloke and he was hooked up. Let me see if I can find some of that and get it on the way.
Good luck with the move Jane and I hope home sets better in you stomach than the land down under. Personally I suspect that you will fit anywwhere as long as there is beer. Looking forward to the date when the rest of your little family can come join you at home.
What are we gonna do without Jungle Jane , safe journey and dont stay away too long.
We dont have internet as such its a bean tin and a bit of string , seems to work ok.
Sorry I drank the beer
Burp!
I sent a shit load of beer but did not have a forwarding address so I sent it to my office so an adult can sign and I can have one and toast to you and your transition. Cheers! Cheers again!..Again!...One more toast! Again! A night cap! Cheers! Again! and so on...
OKay, so I am sending you a 6pack of some cheap ass Steel Reserve 211.
It will knock you out....helps with the hibernating!
Your Aussie end is neigh!
Good luck in the UK. You might want to keep on eye on Pixie. Like they say, when Mum's away...
Bonn Voyage Jungle Jane , but if ya want "cold" beer are ya sure ya want to go to London ?
Australia's loss is the gain of the UK --- which already appears to be the coolest place going so you are going to just crank the UK cool factor up to 11!!!
You are my hero, Jungle Jane!
Australia was founded upon the spawn of criminals. I say good riddance.
By the way, Congratulations...
Bon Voyage Jane.
Don't forget to drop your leftover soap in the charity box at the airport on the way out.
You won't be needing it where you'rwe going...
Or basic dental care.....
London is just an one hour fligth away from my place. If you are thirsty, stop by over here. There is always enough beer in the cellar. Happy moving JJ.
Tried to send beer by email but the server crashed. Maybe the string was too short or the tin can broken.
I'd love to help with Anita. In reality I'd just dress up in the bubble wrap and throw myself around. Then become obsessive about popping it.
I'll send a 24 pack of Moosehead. Is that enough to last the entire flight? I don't drink the stuff so I'm not sure but my boyfriend insists it takes that much just to fall asleep.
You forgot to say, "It's not you; it's ME..."
Good luck Crazy Jane!
Next time I'm in London (give me 5 years) I'll check you out.
See ya back in blogland soon.
Hope you have a VERY easy move, Jane. Make sure you pack lots of raingear. You'll need it where you're going! The beer is on its way.
LAST GIRL ON EARTH
Hope you are happy and hope you are well.
More beer.
Farewell dear Jane and good luck with the move. Return to us as soon as you can!
Its getting hot in here !!?
Good luck Janey!!!
Australia's loss is the motherland's gain.
Janey, how much longer is it going to be?
Dora & Tina: I love you guys. Very glam.
Is she here yet?
I dunno Frobie, can you smell crack?
WE WANT JANEY!!!
WE WANT JANEY!!!
WE WANT JANEY!!!
you did it again! ;-) bad girl!!
Don't tell Jane but I borrowed from the burmese tiger track guide to catching Burmese tigers. I dug a hole in a semi-remote area in the UK filled it with a variety of beer, and then covered it with spliffs. Soon we may trap ourselves a Janey!
Janey, I miss you *sob*
We've given her too much beer, if there is such a thing.
i would snend you some beer........but I fear i have drank it all myself.
oh bother.........
I'll send her a weiner from Barney's Weinery.
(Click on the audio post within the whole post and the pictures for the specific reference).
I fear for janes future. Is the jungle still a safe place for free spirits?
Speak to us jane we adore you.
Please post before Tickers dresses up in the bubble wrap.
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Ahhhhh! that feels so gooooooood.
bubble wrap might be a good uhhh, protective thing for uhhh car accidents and such.
(ahem)
Tickers has completely lost it.
Good luck Jane, I miss you.
...come back to the five and dime, jungle jane jungle jane!
Who says ham and peanut butter don't go together? I've got over a dozen such sandwiches tucked away deep within my ectoplasm.
*weep*
Oh man, you appeared and dissapeared. Forget Chode, bring back Six ... you you Jungle Jane of course.
I'm going on beer strike until Jane returns! This could be life threatening but hell you gotta stand for something. Thats it for the beer!...Oh dear God I need a beer! Strength JW strength....All day I face the barren waste with out the taste of beer, cool sweet beer.Dont listen to him Dan hes a devil not a man and he spreads the desert sands with beer, cool sweet beer....ahhhhhhhhh
Josh I hate to see you suffer so, it was never my intention! Please have a beer my sweet...Jane
Janes back , beers are on me! Hot damn!
Where has Jungle Jane gone. We miss her so much.
Jane Jane Jane! Please come back! Or send me some beer.
Hey, you quit smoking yet? I'm quitting again on Aug 3rd.
I'm planning to go to Europe for a month soon. I may stop by London for a bit. But I won't try their smokes because I quit.
9 years ... i knew it.. i knew you were austrialin
Beer me.
poofta...
*sniff*
*sniff*
Please come back Jane.
I'm liable to drink myself into a permanent stupor if you don't.
(can someone help me prime this keg?)
beer, beer, beer!
;sob, sob
...where are you jane?
are you ever coming back
to us?
Happy Birthday for today JJ x
Jane, what does it take to get you back? We will clear a swimming pool so you can do your profesional athlete training. SEX? I am sure we can managed that some how. Beer? Well I am afraid you aready have to much and that is why you are staying away so long. Someone to bid on your left tit (or was thay right?). Bring it on!!!
If you are not carefull, we are going to see if we can get the local pubs to go on strike so you will be forced to return seeking yet MORE BEER!
Enough babble ... get you fanny back here! :)
See? I told you blogging sucked.
Very funny blog...the crossword puzzle is also an effective use of one's time "at work". I am keenly awaiting the answers....
www.bionicbuddha.com
I am happy to report that there has been a recent Jane sighting, of sorts. She is presently without a reliable internet connection, but rest assured, she will soon be giving the Home Secretary much to worry about.
7
'7'.
What kind of a comment is that?
Is it an 'in' joke?
No inside joke. For some reason, I couldn't log on to Blogger from the main page, so I left a comment here so I could do it.
Thanks for the update. Patiently waiting... for now. Waiting and missing the genius that is JJ.
Have you listenede to moi's
"The Lion Farts Tonght,"
"Fart O Ass"
or
"The Facts Of Farts?"
JJ thats not nice. There were just me, you and five big strong woodchoppers over at my place with big barrels of whiskey. The woodchoppers are still here. The only ones gone is you and the barrells of whiskey. What are we supossed to do? Just smoke all day?
We want you to come back with the whiskey,JJ. Now!!
I've got my eye on you.
To hell with Australia. It was built on the spawn of criminals. I say good riddance, and welcome to the new world.
is she back yet? incognito? bueller? bueller? bueller?
Sweet Jane as I delete
Your site I regret we did not meet.
Your wit is sharp, your body smokin'
I hope all's well and you're somewhere tokin'
Maybe she's got a life?
To hell with Australia, already. Everyone hates the Aussies anyway. How about a new post?
And mine.
My blog makes it a trifecta of Jungle Jane sightings in the blogosphere. And Erin's makes four.
Ham and peanut butter don't hold a candle to brown sugar and eggs. . . just like momma used to make, and sooooo good for the LDLs.
We've never met.
But I knew you left.
And now you're back.
Boom.
Dude. (Altough tilde will ALWAYS be my real dude).
It's so cold here!
(but mebbe it's just the winter)
No siting on my site but I am happy to hear JJ is making the rounds. Now if only we could get her to stop by here...
I just wanted to be 100 !
YAH !
Jane, what is a "giant zorch?" Erin says you have one...
I am the giant zorch.
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