Sausage Oh I like to lead a modest life. Fame and all its trappings holds no appeal for me. I’m like that Mother Theresa chick – I go about my business quietly and with modesty.
Barman If you like my twat and ass I think you will be called “dude with a filthy tongue”. You should try contortionism Barman. You could give yourself head whenever you wanted
Tilde Yes but I am only sharing it with my selected friends. That’s the joy of the internet – its like one great big photo album. Next week I am uploading the one of you with the cucumber up your arse
MJ Remember to take the shorts off first, yeah?
ARM No need to be jealous – you are quite welcome to come over and lick my twat
jemison I’m going to carve a little hole for myself under my desk at work so that I can practice my yoga during the day too. Clever, huh?
Pixie Don’t be cheeky missy. Run off and roll mummy a joint dear
Chickybabe I have hair down to my arse. True fact.
Beastie Yes but they keep wanting to come in via my trademan’s entrance
Mutley I’ll pierce my tongue if you pierce your knob. Deal??
Ratty Of course it tastes good. I am thinking of bottling my taint and selling it at car boot sales. Oh and the lime advice was terrible – I now have a curdled vagina
Denny Oh deary me denny – I think you are getting your heart confused with your knob
flyinfox Welcome to my den of purity! I love flying foxes!
Toby I have four words for you: British Airways
Ratty Jesus dude, I get my silky vag out for you all to enjoy and all you can do is yap on about food? I give up with you lot.
Brookelina This is a safe place, Brooke. You can trust me. Here…close your eyes and let me take you by the hand…
Ebezp Nonononononono its completely real! Its me! Contorting! I do it all the time – even on the train and stuff. It’s like my ‘special gift’
Smack Sounds great. I wouldn’t have to worry about you yapping on about ‘your needs’. I could simply knock the top off one and then cuddle myself as I fell asleep.
dirtybitch Gentle stretching exercises is what you need. Remember the golden rule: no pain, no gain
Ingsoc I’m a modern girl. Independent, like. I would far rather my gentlemen friends did useful stuff like change my car tyres and take the rubbish out.
bugwit It’s just laziness. They can use mirrors.
Tony What do you MEAN, whats at Donnington?? MONSTERS OF ROCK festival. Dude. 3 days of metal mayhem. Iron Maiden headling…thank god I have arse length rock and roll hair. I am sooooooooooo excited…
Newmania I'm not surprised her face looks like mine. that would be because...well...it is my face. The gold jewellry is a bit of a giveaway though - i'm more the type of chick who wears skulls and chains as accessories
DBS Never practise your Kegal on a full bladder. Trust me on this.
tilde Oh lordy me, i remember the apple like it was yesterday! Remember how amazed we were that it was still so crunchy and tasty even after our arses had half crushed it??
morbid Jesus ought to lighten up on this "one kitten dies per wank" stuff. He should also kill babies and puppies just to even the ecosystem up a bit.
Aha I see ...I expect everyone except me knew what was going on I was perplexed.
You are really quite cute . I imagine with a some wardrobe staples and a makeover by Trinny and the other one you might yet find a husband .You will have to moderate your language though if you want to land that eligible junior executive. ( Oh and just a few simple canapes can really spruce up a soirre)
The fact that Mr Newmania knows the name of one of the fashion troll duo must make him bi-sexual at the very least. Do you find yourself strangley drawn to displays of scatter cushions Mr N ????
I design cardboard-cutout photo props for a living. You know, like those ones where you put your head through the hole and become the 5th Beatle. You've just given me a super idea for the new one I'm working on for the school fete...
Jeremy Handcuffs sound fabulous. I have some fluffy ones in my handbag in fact
mutley Now mutley. I will only vote for you if you pay me three beers. Those are da rules
fingers Oh my word fingers. Do you think there’s a market for people pushing their vaginas through a cardboard cutout?
erin Awesome. I’ll get some LSD for the punch, yeah?
Henri My word your photoshop skills are even more awesome than mine! I am going to print it out and stick it up on my desk at work…
Chris My word chris – in order to do that she would have had to have been able to do a backbend. You should have filmed it and put it up on the internet…she would have liked that
Tickers I bet your father is relieved Chris didn’t mention about his little party trick??
Wally I credit my good health to lots of early lights and faith in the lord…
Die Murane thank you. I was hoping that this picture would draw attention to my soulful blue eyes. I'm going to send it to my granny - she loves it when i look pretty.
Egan Its not yoga, its Ashtangi. More mystical, like...
Zen No i don't think so. I don't like my hair colour and my ass colour being the same.
Fingers Well as a top athlete it seems like a shame not to use my prowess off the track too. Us sporting types are not always in bed by 9pm with a warm glass of milk
Bugwit Have you ever bumped into Ron Jeremy? Mannnn that dude is my hero. He is short too, by the way...
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I can do better.
You've got some pretty good software and I'm not talking about your clit.
I know this guy in Vegas who could make you a star Jane. As if you weren't already.
If I lick your twat or stick a tongue in your ass... can I be called a contortionists? I might need to make a trip across the big pond!
Very nice pictorial JJ, I am most impressed and a little excited. :)
Have just penciled in a date with myself for this evening.
I'm officially jealous.
So does this mean you"ll never be leaving the house again?
Ohhhh look, Mummy is flashing her toothbrush holder on the internet...
JJ, when did you grow such long hair?
I am opposed to D I Y.....if you need something doing get in a professional
Sausage
Oh I like to lead a modest life. Fame and all its trappings holds no appeal for me. I’m like that Mother Theresa chick – I go about my business quietly and with modesty.
Barman
If you like my twat and ass I think you will be called “dude with a filthy tongue”. You should try contortionism Barman. You could give yourself head whenever you wanted
Tilde
Yes but I am only sharing it with my selected friends. That’s the joy of the internet – its like one great big photo album. Next week I am uploading the one of you with the cucumber up your arse
MJ
Remember to take the shorts off first, yeah?
ARM
No need to be jealous – you are quite welcome to come over and lick my twat
jemison
I’m going to carve a little hole for myself under my desk at work so that I can practice my yoga during the day too. Clever, huh?
Pixie
Don’t be cheeky missy. Run off and roll mummy a joint dear
Chickybabe
I have hair down to my arse. True fact.
Beastie
Yes but they keep wanting to come in via my trademan’s entrance
Have you ever thought of having your tongue pierced Jungley? Just wondered....
Does that taste good? Try a little sprinkle of fresh lime on it, Mmm. oysters, delicious.
OMG.... I feel another stroke... or wait... that could be a hardon.
You just picked up another fan! OMG!
Flyinfox_SATX
Damn, I'm on the wrong side of the pond.
Jungley.
You have a very pointed tongue, do you ever have trouble eating Yorkshire puddings or canapés.
I actually fear coming here now.
Thats amazing jj! Good effort, helped by software but great pic.
Mutley
I’ll pierce my tongue if you pierce your knob. Deal??
Ratty
Of course it tastes good. I am thinking of bottling my taint and selling it at car boot sales. Oh and the lime advice was terrible – I now have a curdled vagina
Denny
Oh deary me denny – I think you are getting your heart confused with your knob
flyinfox
Welcome to my den of purity! I love flying foxes!
Toby
I have four words for you: British Airways
Ratty
Jesus dude, I get my silky vag out for you all to enjoy and all you can do is yap on about food? I give up with you lot.
Brookelina
This is a safe place, Brooke. You can trust me. Here…close your eyes and let me take you by the hand…
Ebezp
Nonononononono its completely real! Its me! Contorting! I do it all the time – even on the train and stuff. It’s like my ‘special gift’
You and I would make a great couple, Jane. We could completely ignore each other during sex.
Very impressed.
If you can do it yourself, no need for a man to do it for you...
I have to say, your lawn is extremely well manicured. But then, most women can't see back there to get all the small hairs.
i always wanted to do that but i never got 'round to it...........
Whats at Donnington?
Smack
Sounds great. I wouldn’t have to worry about you yapping on about ‘your needs’. I could simply knock the top off one and then cuddle myself as I fell asleep.
dirtybitch
Gentle stretching exercises is what you need. Remember the golden rule: no pain, no gain
Ingsoc
I’m a modern girl. Independent, like. I would far rather my gentlemen friends did useful stuff like change my car tyres and take the rubbish out.
bugwit
It’s just laziness. They can use mirrors.
Tony
What do you MEAN, whats at Donnington?? MONSTERS OF ROCK festival. Dude. 3 days of metal mayhem. Iron Maiden headling…thank god I have arse length rock and roll hair. I am sooooooooooo excited…
JJ that picture does look a bit like you ?I`m scared...and yet aroused .
(smiling!)
we have had some good times!
damn, sister! Remember this?!
*we are ALL lucky I do not know how to OPERATE THE AWESOME software on my comp!
WHOOPS! Want an apple?
That makes Jesus sad. His tears are drowning a village of kittens in South America right now.
Newmania
I'm not surprised her face looks like mine. that would be because...well...it is my face. The gold jewellry is a bit of a giveaway though - i'm more the type of chick who wears skulls and chains as accessories
DBS
Never practise your Kegal on a full bladder. Trust me on this.
tilde
Oh lordy me, i remember the apple like it was yesterday! Remember how amazed we were that it was still so crunchy and tasty even after our arses had half crushed it??
morbid
Jesus ought to lighten up on this "one kitten dies per wank" stuff. He should also kill babies and puppies just to even the ecosystem up a bit.
Aha I see ...I expect everyone except me knew what was going on I was perplexed.
You are really quite cute . I imagine with a some wardrobe staples and a makeover by Trinny and the other one you might yet find a husband .You will have to moderate your language though if you want to land that eligible junior executive.
( Oh and just a few simple canapes can really spruce up a soirre)
Good Luck
* Claps, whistles and air punching *
The fact that Mr Newmania knows the name of one of the fashion troll duo must make him bi-sexual at the very least.
Do you find yourself strangley drawn to displays of scatter cushions Mr N ????
mmmm.....
If you can do yourself, I hope you don't epect a potential partner to do the same...
Do you find yourself strangley drawn to displays of scatter cushions Mr N ????
...other boys wanted to play football , but I just wanted to dance and sing and dance and sing and everything !!
Should I try sodomy ?
Desirable Jungle Babe.
You ever got a tune out that thing?
Give 'Penny whistle blues' a go - it's made for that instrument.
newmania
Cute? Good lord man I have an image to maintain here! I am fierce, not cute. Damn lemme go roll about in some goats blood to prove the point
Tickers
Ah. You’ve got your Ginger Spice aerobics video on then? I hope you’re not wearing the green leotard – its not really your colour
Beastie
I reckon you’re onto something there Beastie. Those are the words of a man that takes it up the ass
Jeremy
I hear that humming while performing oral is a pleasing sensation. I will try it and let you know
Ingsoc
One can never have too many tongues on one’s button. I am happy to share the bean chores out a bit
newmania
Bend over Newmania – let me be your first. I have a watermelon right here that might fit…
Ratty
Dude fuck Penny Whistle Blues – I can fanny fart the whole of Bohemian Rhapsody
It wasn't that sort of mmmmm......
People like you ought to be locked up.
(locked not licked)
I already have a Prince Albert Ms Jane. I am told it is improves something for women - thought goodness knows what... You can vote for me!!CLICK HERE
I design cardboard-cutout photo props for a living. You know, like those ones where you put your head through the hole and become the 5th Beatle.
You've just given me a super idea for the new one I'm working on for the school fete...
Congratulations!
Let's throw a party! We'll have a cake and darling little paper napkins and punch!
haha forgett it thats not your twat,its ~d Twat i remember your last visit in the US !!!
Chris you are so indescrete. My mother is horrified.
Tickersoid, I am sure she was horrified, so was mine when she walked in and caught us at it.
Jeremy
Handcuffs sound fabulous. I have some fluffy ones in my handbag in fact
mutley
Now mutley. I will only vote for you if you pay me three beers. Those are da rules
fingers
Oh my word fingers. Do you think there’s a market for people pushing their vaginas through a cardboard cutout?
erin
Awesome. I’ll get some LSD for the punch, yeah?
Henri
My word your photoshop skills are even more awesome than mine! I am going to print it out and stick it up on my desk at work…
Chris
My word chris – in order to do that she would have had to have been able to do a backbend. You should have filmed it and put it up on the internet…she would have liked that
Tickers
I bet your father is relieved Chris didn’t mention about his little party trick??
Wally
I credit my good health to lots of early lights and faith in the lord…
tuna or lavender?
btw, you are truly sick. you can call me anytime.
Raffi
Lavender twat??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
huh, you have lovely eyes ;)
Die Murane thank you. I was hoping that this picture would draw attention to my soulful blue eyes. I'm going to send it to my granny - she loves it when i look pretty.
Oh my god, yoga sure is paying off.
That was a way better hair color for you.
Who's a clever girl, JJ...
Hey, Last Summer I ran into Steve Harris in Germany. Jealous Much?
PS: He's short.
Egan
Its not yoga, its Ashtangi. More mystical, like...
Zen
No i don't think so. I don't like my hair colour and my ass colour being the same.
Fingers
Well as a top athlete it seems like a shame not to use my prowess off the track too. Us sporting types are not always in bed by 9pm with a warm glass of milk
Bugwit
Have you ever bumped into Ron Jeremy? Mannnn that dude is my hero. He is short too, by the way...
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