08 July 2006

Over and out

Goodbye Australia. Even after 9 years together we were never really meant to be, were we? A bit like ham & peanut butter sandwiches - sounded great on paper but didn't really sit too well in the tummy in reality. I wish you well Australia - just not in the cricket.

That is all.
The Jungle will be hibernating for a while. Please send beer.

103 comments:

Sheri said...

Right, I'll get the hubby to send that by Purolator (Courier) right away.

Will any flavour of beer do? Or do you have a preference?

Good Luck with the move and hope to hear from you soon.

smooches!

PDD said...

Congrats Janey!!

My husband eats ham and peanut butter, micorwaved on a flat pita.

PDD said...

Can I have your old job?

Vince said...

Jungle Jane goes to London. Cool. Safe trip. Hey, now you're closer to Amsterdam!

gav said...

The best thing about hibernating is packing sticks and berrys up your ass.

Have fun with that.

I always do.

Die Muräne said...

I know that feeling, Jane. The rotten taste in your mouth when the high of the dream is over and you feel so hard that there's no match...
I often ask myself if there's more then one place on earth where you're really at home. The one little spot where your (real) mission is not impossible.. ;D I don't know (yet)

Anyways, good start, good luck and keep your eyes open!! You rock.

jungle jane said...

Sheri:
Can you tell your hubby to pull his finger out his arse please? getting awfully thirsty here. and do remind him i like VERY cold beer??

thanks for the good wishes...i am not sure if they have the internet in the UK or not...

PDD:
christ that is really very bizarre. warm peanut butter? i need to go wash my mouth out - i can almost taste that combination.
you don't want the job - trust me on that:-)

Vince:
yes! part of my master plan to root hookers and smoke pot simultaneously and legally. there's no stopping me...

Gav:
luckily i have no need for sticks where i am going. the berries sound great though. i am going to do that right now. i might even post pictures.

Die Murane:
yes totally - it took a long time for the circumstances to be right to leave. i can't wait to moan about the weather and the price of fish and chips....

Die Muräne said...

but as I wrote
clouds pass + disperse
it's always good to follow your own eight of cups

jungle jane said...

Die Murane:
oh touche! that's exactly it - i am totally being the eight of cups...but it feels strangely positive:-)

Die Muräne said...

touche? oh, you already speak such a perfect french. I see, you're well prepared for england.

good on ya!

Denny Shane said...

Wave to me as you fly over Texas! See ya on the other side honey! ;)

ChickyBabe said...

Waves to Jane from Sydney!

Enjoy the change, and hope you won't be gone for too long!

Qenny said...

Oh, you're over here now? I'll have to see if I spot you in the street some day. Easy enough done, what with London being such a little and sparsely inhabited place.

~d said...

Be well on your journies...hope the kitties travel safely! I got the hook-up with a water pipe, so call me when you are settled!
MUCH LOVE and adoration!!

Toby said...

Beer

barman said...

I used to have Theakston's Old Peculure for a while since I used to work with this one bloke and he was hooked up. Let me see if I can find some of that and get it on the way.

Good luck with the move Jane and I hope home sets better in you stomach than the land down under. Personally I suspect that you will fit anywwhere as long as there is beer. Looking forward to the date when the rest of your little family can come join you at home.

BEAST said...

What are we gonna do without Jungle Jane , safe journey and dont stay away too long.
We dont have internet as such its a bean tin and a bit of string , seems to work ok.
Sorry I drank the beer
Burp!

josh williams said...

I sent a shit load of beer but did not have a forwarding address so I sent it to my office so an adult can sign and I can have one and toast to you and your transition. Cheers! Cheers again!..Again!...One more toast! Again! A night cap! Cheers! Again! and so on...

awaiting said...

OKay, so I am sending you a 6pack of some cheap ass Steel Reserve 211.

It will knock you out....helps with the hibernating!

Hal said...

Your Aussie end is neigh!

Good luck in the UK. You might want to keep on eye on Pixie. Like they say, when Mum's away...

wallycrawler said...

Bonn Voyage Jungle Jane , but if ya want "cold" beer are ya sure ya want to go to London ?

matty said...

Australia's loss is the gain of the UK --- which already appears to be the coolest place going so you are going to just crank the UK cool factor up to 11!!!

You are my hero, Jungle Jane!

world champ stephen neal said...

Australia was founded upon the spawn of criminals. I say good riddance.

By the way, Congratulations...

fingers said...

Bon Voyage Jane.
Don't forget to drop your leftover soap in the charity box at the airport on the way out.
You won't be needing it where you'rwe going...

mushroom said...

Or basic dental care.....

Mone said...

London is just an one hour fligth away from my place. If you are thirsty, stop by over here. There is always enough beer in the cellar. Happy moving JJ.

Anita said...

wtf? Were we supposed to know you were moving? I would have helped you pack for some beer and a pizza. I'm really good with dishes and glass bongs and other breakable items. I've got bubble wrap!

Tickersoid said...

Tried to send beer by email but the server crashed. Maybe the string was too short or the tin can broken.

I'd love to help with Anita. In reality I'd just dress up in the bubble wrap and throw myself around. Then become obsessive about popping it.

YellowSock said...

I'll send a 24 pack of Moosehead. Is that enough to last the entire flight? I don't drink the stuff so I'm not sure but my boyfriend insists it takes that much just to fall asleep.

Zen Wizard said...

You forgot to say, "It's not you; it's ME..."

Motor City Monk said...

Good luck Crazy Jane!

Next time I'm in London (give me 5 years) I'll check you out.

See ya back in blogland soon.

Last Girl On Earth said...

Hope you have a VERY easy move, Jane. Make sure you pack lots of raingear. You'll need it where you're going! The beer is on its way.

LAST GIRL ON EARTH

Blonde Vigilante said...

Hope you are happy and hope you are well.

Toby said...

More beer.

Dora and Tina said...

Farewell dear Jane and good luck with the move. Return to us as soon as you can!

Henri Banks said...

Its getting hot in here !!?

Jozee said...

Good luck Janey!!!

Brookelina said...

Australia's loss is the motherland's gain.

PDD said...

Janey, how much longer is it going to be?

Dora & Tina: I love you guys. Very glam.

frobisher said...

Is she here yet?

Tickersoid said...

I dunno Frobie, can you smell crack?

Hal said...

WE WANT JANEY!!!
WE WANT JANEY!!!
WE WANT JANEY!!!

Anita said...

You know, just for the record I commented here about wrapping your bong in bubble wrap and I think you thought I was ~d. I'm put off by your nonchanlance towards my individuality. I take my bubble wrap back.

Die Muräne said...

you did it again! ;-) bad girl!!

josh williams said...

Don't tell Jane but I borrowed from the burmese tiger track guide to catching Burmese tigers. I dug a hole in a semi-remote area in the UK filled it with a variety of beer, and then covered it with spliffs. Soon we may trap ourselves a Janey!

Karen Little said...

Janey, I miss you *sob*

Toby said...

We've given her too much beer, if there is such a thing.

Strow said...

i would snend you some beer........but I fear i have drank it all myself.

oh bother.........

Hal said...

I'll send her a weiner from Barney's Weinery.

(Click on the audio post within the whole post and the pictures for the specific reference).

Tickersoid said...

I fear for janes future. Is the jungle still a safe place for free spirits?
Speak to us jane we adore you.

MJ said...

Please post before Tickers dresses up in the bubble wrap.

Tickersoid said...

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Ahhhhh! that feels so gooooooood.

~d said...

bubble wrap might be a good uhhh, protective thing for uhhh car accidents and such.
(ahem)

MJ said...

Tickers has completely lost it.

Polyman2 said...

Good luck Jane, I miss you.

matty said...

...come back to the five and dime, jungle jane jungle jane!

The Taker of Gist said...

Who says ham and peanut butter don't go together? I've got over a dozen such sandwiches tucked away deep within my ectoplasm.

Hal said...

*weep*

barman said...

Oh man, you appeared and dissapeared. Forget Chode, bring back Six ... you you Jungle Jane of course.

josh williams said...

I'm going on beer strike until Jane returns! This could be life threatening but hell you gotta stand for something. Thats it for the beer!...Oh dear God I need a beer! Strength JW strength....All day I face the barren waste with out the taste of beer, cool sweet beer.Dont listen to him Dan hes a devil not a man and he spreads the desert sands with beer, cool sweet beer....ahhhhhhhhh

josh williams said...

Josh I hate to see you suffer so, it was never my intention! Please have a beer my sweet...Jane

josh williams said...

Janes back , beers are on me! Hot damn!

Tickersoid said...

Where has Jungle Jane gone. We miss her so much.

YellowSock said...

Jane Jane Jane! Please come back! Or send me some beer.

~d said...

beer, pussy, dick, pot, more beer, leather, dildos, orgies...
anything to bring you back, dollhead!

Vince said...

Hey, you quit smoking yet? I'm quitting again on Aug 3rd.

I'm planning to go to Europe for a month soon. I may stop by London for a bit. But I won't try their smokes because I quit.

Johnny Menace said...

9 years ... i knew it.. i knew you were austrialin

Toby said...

Beer me.

geezer squeezer! said...

poofta...

Hal said...

*sniff*
*sniff*

Please come back Jane.

I'm liable to drink myself into a permanent stupor if you don't.

~d said...

(can someone help me prime this keg?)
beer, beer, beer!

Polyman2 said...

;sob, sob
...where are you jane?
are you ever coming back
to us?

hardhouse said...

Happy Birthday for today JJ x

barman said...

Jane, what does it take to get you back? We will clear a swimming pool so you can do your profesional athlete training. SEX? I am sure we can managed that some how. Beer? Well I am afraid you aready have to much and that is why you are staying away so long. Someone to bid on your left tit (or was thay right?). Bring it on!!!

If you are not carefull, we are going to see if we can get the local pubs to go on strike so you will be forced to return seeking yet MORE BEER!

Enough babble ... get you fanny back here! :)

Calzone said...

See? I told you blogging sucked.

BionicBuddha said...

Very funny blog...the crossword puzzle is also an effective use of one's time "at work". I am keenly awaiting the answers....



www.bionicbuddha.com

Hal said...

I am happy to report that there has been a recent Jane sighting, of sorts. She is presently without a reliable internet connection, but rest assured, she will soon be giving the Home Secretary much to worry about.

Hal said...

7

Tickersoid said...

'7'.


What kind of a comment is that?

Is it an 'in' joke?

Hal said...

No inside joke. For some reason, I couldn't log on to Blogger from the main page, so I left a comment here so I could do it.

barman said...

Thanks for the update. Patiently waiting... for now. Waiting and missing the genius that is JJ.

TOR Hershman said...

Have you listenede to moi's
"The Lion Farts Tonght,"
"Fart O Ass"
or
"The Facts Of Farts?"

Mone said...

JJ thats not nice. There were just me, you and five big strong woodchoppers over at my place with big barrels of whiskey. The woodchoppers are still here. The only ones gone is you and the barrells of whiskey. What are we supossed to do? Just smoke all day?
We want you to come back with the whiskey,JJ. Now!!

Bunyan, Paul Bunyan said...

Where is this woman?

Toby said...

I've got my eye on you.

world champ stephen neal said...

To hell with Australia. It was built on the spawn of criminals. I say good riddance, and welcome to the new world.

~d said...

is she back yet? incognito? bueller? bueller? bueller?

jemison said...

Sweet Jane as I delete
Your site I regret we did not meet.
Your wit is sharp, your body smokin'
I hope all's well and you're somewhere tokin'

Bunyan, Paul Bunyan said...

If Jane does not reappear I will release my mighty bowells across blogland and the scat will be on your hands Jane, on your hands! Heart PB

Tickersoid said...

Maybe she's got a life?

world champ stephen neal said...

To hell with Australia, already. Everyone hates the Aussies anyway. How about a new post?

~d said...

Holy FUCK! Guess who passed by MY PLACE?!?!

Tickersoid said...

And mine.

Hal said...

My blog makes it a trifecta of Jungle Jane sightings in the blogosphere. And Erin's makes four.

ing said...

Ham and peanut butter don't hold a candle to brown sugar and eggs. . . just like momma used to make, and sooooo good for the LDLs.

Winters said...

We've never met.
But I knew you left.
And now you're back.
Boom.

Dude. (Altough tilde will ALWAYS be my real dude).

Die Muräne said...

It's so cold here!
(but mebbe it's just the winter)

barman said...

No siting on my site but I am happy to hear JJ is making the rounds. Now if only we could get her to stop by here...

fellista said...

dog training collar I have found a proven

wallycrawler said...

I just wanted to be 100 !

YAH !

Denny Shane said...

Yo Janie! You're visitng peoples places and you've skipped over me??????????? I am soooooooooooooooo hurt! ;) But I still lvoe ya anyway.

YellowSock said...

Jane, what is a "giant zorch?" Erin says you have one...

Mongrel Porksword said...

I am the giant zorch.