19 July 2007

JJ motivational posters

79 comments:

EBEZP said...

They are truly motivational! Love that second one.
You really rock JJ
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

jungle jane said...

Thank you ebezp. I am here to inspire.

zen wizard said...

You really are creative!

That is actually some good stuff...have you ever looked at the stuff at DESPAIR.com?

You are on to something like that, only even more off the wall.

zen wizard said...

I made one! I made one!

This is the most fun I've had since I found that shiny object in the yard!

jungle jane said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA zen that is fucking HILARIOUS!!

okay - this post should have been "go to http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php and make your own motivational poster of JJ!

HAHAHAHAHAHA i am seriously dying of laughter here! i LOVE your poster!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Which of these posters would best suit my site, do you think?

jungle jane said...

Ingsoc! Make you own! copy my picture and go to http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php

lemme see the result!!

zen wizard said...

They had a machine on Despair.com also--that is where I found it.

(What happened to the beer goggles picture?? I seem to recall something on Venice Beach with beer glasses glasses...)

zen wizard said...

Here is another one I made--I mean, it's all one big "sophmore syndrome" after "Foreign Chicks"-- which will be my legacy. But nonetheless, like Dali after "Persistance of Memory," I have to just keep on plugging away.

jungle jane said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh good memory!! yes there was a picture like that! i cannot find it!

i will have to ask Sausage or Hell Perry who were there and met me at the time!!!

jungle jane said...

LFMAOOOOO zen...oh god its past my bedtime but i HAVE to go one better than that

jungle jane said...

no seriously Zen...that fucking killed me...wait wait...i have a funny one...sec...

fingers said...

You sick fuck...

zen wizard said...

Okay, hit me with both barrells--is THIS ANY GOOD??

jungle jane said...

fingers
Try harder, dude. Fuck

Zen
NO! THAT'S GAY!

zen wizard said...

The slogan on this one is a tad long. I mean, they taught us "7 words or less" in advertising school. I....I just feel like I have so much to SAY...

Bugwit said...

Here ya go...

http://tinyurl.com/2yffbe

zen wizard said...

Wouldn't "gay" be a DUDE covered with snowflakes that you would like to lick off, and YOU'RE A DUDE?

(Sometimes I don't understand you kids and your crazy lingo nowadays...)

Airam said...

That last one made me throw up in my mouth a little.

zen wizard said...

Okay just to show you I can "do" "motivational gay," THIS is GAY!!

RAFFI said...

my penis is also a lethal weapon that can crack your cranium. but a real master doesn't need to use it in such a lethal way. you were shafted, jj.

sausage said...

I sent you my contribution Janie. I'm too lazy to put it on a banner right now but for you Jane, I just might put down the ice cream, knock the cats from my lap and do some actual work. (Maybe.)

sausage said...

Oh yeah, about that last one. At first I thought his fingernails were almost as disgusting but now I realize that's the early warning signal. I'm going to call those "gross nasty gnarly puke enducing penis nails."

barman said...

I have always loved you hair that way. But that second picture, my my my. I never knew you were so good.

Consider me so insprired JJ. I have to try my hand at it but I best sleep on it first.

Bugwit said...

Body Language

jungle jane said...

Zen
AHAHAHAHA i love your Cougar!! I hope the drugs she has aren't antibiotics or ass cream!!! Man, you are GOOD at this!!

Bug
Your tinyurl has issues! its yapping on about bandwidth! my God, its standing in the way of a good laugh!

Zen
Well i dunno! Fuck! You are the one posting gay stuff! It's your snowflake! you tell me!

Airam
Oh oh. that one got edited. Now it looks like my pic is making you throw up a little. EVERYONE! AIRAM ISN'T THROWING UP OVER ME!

Zen
wooooooooooooohoooooooo now we are talking!! My word, you are a gay icon Zen! Fuck - you should never have quit marketing you know! you really have a talent, princess!

jungle jane said...

Raffi
Yes but that is because you are made entirely of tin. or are you plastic? its hard to tell from your profile pic!

Sausage
Yes! that's the picture! Oh my word, i will need to caption that one! yayayayay! Beer goggles!

ohhhh the last one was too gross even for me - it distracted from my primary objective - to motivate y'all

barman
well you you know - i'm mutli talented Barman. although i am terribly modest, i must say that i have a few tricks up my sleeve. wait until you see my nosejob trick!

Bug
Winner! whooohooo! that is awesome bug. i bet you were shaking in your boots as you created that one!

fingers said...

Oh fuckety, fuck, fuck.
I made one but now what do I do...

ChickyBabe said...

Kewl! Must be the week for motivational posters. Mine is a lot tamer though...

garfer said...

Is that a toupe or are you just going through a purple patch?

I hope that's fake fur. Beavers have feelings you know.

jungle jane said...

Fingers
Email it to me! Or post it on Photobucket or something! Do it! Do it!

chickybabe
ohhh yes we are inspiring this week! yours is not tame - its just a lot more tasteful!

garfer
i go through phases. last year it was blue, this year it is purple. i think blue is next on the cards. and yes, downstairs does match.

I wish i could find a blue beaver...

morbid misanthrope said...

Those posters are almost as motivational as the “kittens in adorable hats” posters I adorn my cubicle with.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

I am totally motivated. Now,I don't know what to do with it? The second one is classic. How do you do it? I mean, somehow they just get stuck in my throat. True talent and I am sooooo envious.

Mone said...

That first pic reminds me to water my garden! Motivational indeed, but of curse I want to harvest too :)

Tickersoid said...

That's me motivated. I'm off back to work.

Tickersoid said...

These bodies aren't going to bury themselves.

matty said...

I love all these looks, but I think I most like the EMO look. I think it cute and rather sexy.

the penis thru the head look is somewhat worrying -- especially if required to take public transport.

zen wizard said...
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zen wizard said...

How did I screw up that last comment ^? Oh well who cares, my fingers need the excercise--I made a few more and put them on my page but I gave you your "props," sistah!

Jenny! said...

You make one hot retard...or handicapped person!

mutleythedog said...

True blogging hero! I think you look lovely, will you marry me? You could be the fourth Mrs Mutley. Oh fuck,you can see how this happens....

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I shall have a go.
Cheers for the link!

I shall let you know when I have something of interest.

RAFFI said...

i am a clone, jj. fortunately i had a connection when being synthesized and i requested my penis be constructed in a "grossly dismaying" fashion. btw, my suit is composed of bleached female pubic hair woven into a solid suit. thanks for asking though.

garfer said...

I've done some.

They are, predictably, shite.

Ms Robinson said...

I feel like I've stumbled into the science lab and the cool, bad kids are making rotten egg gas. I fucking love them Jane.

egan said...

It's really too bad you're married.

brookelina said...

Your hair is so shiny.

mutleythedog said...

I am horny Ms JJ - ready for more than a snuggle??

~d said...

(sad. I want to participate. I think I will sit (over here) in the corner and feel sorry for myself.)

jungle jane said...

morbid
you softie! i bet your kittens have more than adorable hats? i bet they have ever so cute wee hammers smashed on their skulls? awwww i love romantic man!

Babs
My gift is a burden. i like to think i am modest with it. some people are into eating fire - me, i like to be a bit more real. i like to think of myself as a bit similar to the pope, only i have nicer hair...

Mone
waaaaaaaaaaa! don't water my eyes Mone! no! no! lets rather smoke them

tickers
dude the work of a hero is never done. you keep burying the stiffs and i will hold up the fort this side with the blowjobs. no-one ever said being an icon is easy.

matty
i agree. there is no point to being 18 unless you embrace meloncholy. the penis on a bus is fine - it gives everyone else something to grip onto. we are doing a public service here matty

jungle jane said...

Zen
oh my word! you are my HERO! seriously - you should stay away from law and stick to marketing. really.

Jenny!
oh look - that chair is real sexy. i won't take all the credit myself. i am too modest.

Mutley
Oh my sweet mutley! last post you declared you are pregnant with my baby. now you ask to marry me! oh my word, i didn't think i was ready to be a daddy but you have convinced me. yes! lets wed! *swoon*

INgsoc
Go Insoc! Go Insoc!Go Insoc!Go Insoc!


Raffi
fuck. okay. i can deal with this. tell me - are you battery operated? if so, i am very aroused...

jungle jane said...

garfer
where? where? show me?

Egan
oh i am not married yet. Mr Mutley (the man of my dreams) is being shy about proposing...

Brookelina
well ja of course. i use my hairdryer infrequently and i ALWAYS condition. Sadly my snatch hairs are a little more unkempt.

Mutley
oh my word i thought you would never ask! can we move to the next stage my Mutley dear? like maybe you could suckle my toes?

ms R
ohhhhhhhh if we are in school, you are totally the teacher Ms R. Please teach Mutley more seduction techniques - him offering me a dog biscuit is not really doing much for my libido

tildy
ohhhhhhhhhhh i need to make a motivational poster just for you. gimme a day tildy - i will not let you down

tony said...

Thank You! Lord,I,m going to have fun with that!

Mongrel Porksword said...

I posted the following below, by mistake.

That's what I get for porking and typing at the same time.

I wrote:

Ah! The memories picture #2 brings back.

RAFFI said...

"Raffi,

fuck. okay. i can deal with this. tell me - are you battery operated? if so, i am very aroused..."



let's just say on the night's i get busy {70s porn music kicks in]... i never leave home without my back-up battery pack. i also need a grounding pad as the love juices which flow so profusely can lead to short-circuits and electrical burns... you know... fun stuff. ahhh, the dark side is sooo cool.

EBEZP said...

Have a good weekend!You inspirational bitch you!!

Miss Smack said...

hahahahha brilliant. I'm gonna do one too

garfer said...

On my blog possum.

La Muck said...

Fecking genius! I want the leafy shades. They are sooo NOW.

~Babsbitchin~ said...

I'm quite in love with the boxing pic, seriously true art. That is you, isn't it? Looks like you. I really love it.

Your comment back, choked me the fuck up, fucking coffee came out my nose. Espresso burns. It burns, it burns...

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

You can definitely make some good posters!
Still trying to find a way to do one of you...

Gledwood said...

that was really entertaining!

hope you're having a great weekend

it is raining cats and dogs here in london

all the best

gleds

zen wizard said...

Hooray!!

You found the Beer Goggles picture!

It's morning in America...

First Nations said...

do I love this?
I ripped it off for a post of my own, do I love this. shit.

and I gave de props to de JunglyJane and de Zen Wizard!

jungle jane said...

Tony
Although i am a great motivator, i am not the lord. Please take pictures of you having fun - i am certain i can create a clever motivational poster from them...

Porkie
oh yes, you were great behind the camera that day Porkie. What a shame you were a limp dick - we could have had heeeeeaps more fun yanno...

Raffi
Ohhhhhhh do you have '70's porn hair? the porn mullet for example?? blimey, i didn't realise you could electrocute yourself on battery powered devices. from now onwards i will be cautious and only plug my twat into the mains...

ebezp
Ha! now that is motivational! i wish i had logged on at the start of the weekend - i would have been inspired to go out and pull a cartoon!!

Miss Smack
wooohooo! you should do a monday morning motivational poster! i don't think the world needed mine on a weekend!

jungle jane said...

garfer
you are the queen of motivation! i especially love Keef! you forgot about falling out of trees though - i am sure thats what helps him retain his yoof!

La Muck
oh yes - i am not just motivational - i am at the forefront of fashion! how 'bout the beer goggles?? sexy, huh??

Babs
Yeah thats me. 10 years ago, mind you...its very cute - i have another similar one that's utterly awesome. black and white too - close up.

Ingsoc
your efforts are fantastic! you should have posted them! i love your contribution to international race relations! Have you told Mutley what the lovely Bonita got up to this weekend??

Gleds
yeah it pissed it down. i was sick in bed all day yesterday - just as well really. it was pissing down so hard i couldn't have left the house if i wanted to.

jungle jane said...

Zen
Yeah it was sent to me courtesy of sausage! oh my - how lovely i looked! i should have kept those glasses instead of giving them away as a birthday present!

FN
ahahahahahaha dare to be noticed rocks the house! oh my word, *someone* needs to learn how to wax their back...

BEAST said...

He He we are plagued with these stupid thigs at work , I love the blogging and beer goggls ones :-)

Hal said...

I'm so inspired by these, I think I'll run for mayor!

homo escapeons said...

Gadzooks this is just what the doctor ordered!
Thank You for reminding me why we are out here in the first place!
What Fun.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I could send him a copy :)
Feel free to do what you want with them!

Drama Queen said...

Fanks for inspiring. I feel very motivated to go and knock someone out.

EmmaK said...

Thanks you have made my day. I can't help being a smart ass. That's just the way I am. Also, foreign blokes are also a weakness. There is nothing more arousing than a French or an Italian who can't speak English to get the old juices going. Hell, even an Australian will do. It's the lure of the exotic. That said, I could never get aroused by an American.

zen wizard said...

Is it okay to call Sausage, "Banger" if you are in England?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

I want to see it. Post it will ya? I never boxed, in my life, I just fought like a maniac. I can remember somebody telling me, when I was in a fight (I black out and don't remember, if past a point) and they told me, that I said, "We ain't boxing here. This is all out assault." It's no frigin wonder, I'm laced with arthritis.
Now, I did a motivational poster too, slip by when ya can.

ARM said...

Oh Jane...you always have a way of delighting me. These are awesome.

Henri Banks said...

damn cool serie

Midnight said...

Awesome stuff! Cracked me up!!

josh williams said...

Great stuff as usual, I was nude when you posted...No shite!...Probably.