I sent you my contribution Janie. I'm too lazy to put it on a banner right now but for you Jane, I just might put down the ice cream, knock the cats from my lap and do some actual work. (Maybe.)
Oh yeah, about that last one. At first I thought his fingernails were almost as disgusting but now I realize that's the early warning signal. I'm going to call those "gross nasty gnarly puke enducing penis nails."
Zen AHAHAHAHA i love your Cougar!! I hope the drugs she has aren't antibiotics or ass cream!!! Man, you are GOOD at this!!
Bug Your tinyurl has issues! its yapping on about bandwidth! my God, its standing in the way of a good laugh!
Zen Well i dunno! Fuck! You are the one posting gay stuff! It's your snowflake! you tell me!
Airam Oh oh. that one got edited. Now it looks like my pic is making you throw up a little. EVERYONE! AIRAM ISN'T THROWING UP OVER ME!
Zen wooooooooooooohoooooooo now we are talking!! My word, you are a gay icon Zen! Fuck - you should never have quit marketing you know! you really have a talent, princess!
Raffi Yes but that is because you are made entirely of tin. or are you plastic? its hard to tell from your profile pic!
Sausage Yes! that's the picture! Oh my word, i will need to caption that one! yayayayay! Beer goggles!
ohhhh the last one was too gross even for me - it distracted from my primary objective - to motivate y'all
barman well you you know - i'm mutli talented Barman. although i am terribly modest, i must say that i have a few tricks up my sleeve. wait until you see my nosejob trick!
Bug Winner! whooohooo! that is awesome bug. i bet you were shaking in your boots as you created that one!
I am totally motivated. Now,I don't know what to do with it? The second one is classic. How do you do it? I mean, somehow they just get stuck in my throat. True talent and I am sooooo envious.
i am a clone, jj. fortunately i had a connection when being synthesized and i requested my penis be constructed in a "grossly dismaying" fashion. btw, my suit is composed of bleached female pubic hair woven into a solid suit. thanks for asking though.
morbid you softie! i bet your kittens have more than adorable hats? i bet they have ever so cute wee hammers smashed on their skulls? awwww i love romantic man!
Babs My gift is a burden. i like to think i am modest with it. some people are into eating fire - me, i like to be a bit more real. i like to think of myself as a bit similar to the pope, only i have nicer hair...
Mone waaaaaaaaaaa! don't water my eyes Mone! no! no! lets rather smoke them
tickers dude the work of a hero is never done. you keep burying the stiffs and i will hold up the fort this side with the blowjobs. no-one ever said being an icon is easy.
matty i agree. there is no point to being 18 unless you embrace meloncholy. the penis on a bus is fine - it gives everyone else something to grip onto. we are doing a public service here matty
Zen oh my word! you are my HERO! seriously - you should stay away from law and stick to marketing. really.
Jenny! oh look - that chair is real sexy. i won't take all the credit myself. i am too modest.
Mutley Oh my sweet mutley! last post you declared you are pregnant with my baby. now you ask to marry me! oh my word, i didn't think i was ready to be a daddy but you have convinced me. yes! lets wed! *swoon*
INgsoc Go Insoc! Go Insoc!Go Insoc!Go Insoc!
Raffi fuck. okay. i can deal with this. tell me - are you battery operated? if so, i am very aroused...
Egan oh i am not married yet. Mr Mutley (the man of my dreams) is being shy about proposing...
Brookelina well ja of course. i use my hairdryer infrequently and i ALWAYS condition. Sadly my snatch hairs are a little more unkempt.
Mutley oh my word i thought you would never ask! can we move to the next stage my Mutley dear? like maybe you could suckle my toes?
ms R ohhhhhhhh if we are in school, you are totally the teacher Ms R. Please teach Mutley more seduction techniques - him offering me a dog biscuit is not really doing much for my libido
tildy ohhhhhhhhhhh i need to make a motivational poster just for you. gimme a day tildy - i will not let you down
fuck. okay. i can deal with this. tell me - are you battery operated? if so, i am very aroused..."
let's just say on the night's i get busy {70s porn music kicks in]... i never leave home without my back-up battery pack. i also need a grounding pad as the love juices which flow so profusely can lead to short-circuits and electrical burns... you know... fun stuff. ahhh, the dark side is sooo cool.
Tony Although i am a great motivator, i am not the lord. Please take pictures of you having fun - i am certain i can create a clever motivational poster from them...
Porkie oh yes, you were great behind the camera that day Porkie. What a shame you were a limp dick - we could have had heeeeeaps more fun yanno...
Raffi Ohhhhhhh do you have '70's porn hair? the porn mullet for example?? blimey, i didn't realise you could electrocute yourself on battery powered devices. from now onwards i will be cautious and only plug my twat into the mains...
ebezp Ha! now that is motivational! i wish i had logged on at the start of the weekend - i would have been inspired to go out and pull a cartoon!!
Miss Smack wooohooo! you should do a monday morning motivational poster! i don't think the world needed mine on a weekend!
garfer you are the queen of motivation! i especially love Keef! you forgot about falling out of trees though - i am sure thats what helps him retain his yoof!
La Muck oh yes - i am not just motivational - i am at the forefront of fashion! how 'bout the beer goggles?? sexy, huh??
Babs Yeah thats me. 10 years ago, mind you...its very cute - i have another similar one that's utterly awesome. black and white too - close up.
Ingsoc your efforts are fantastic! you should have posted them! i love your contribution to international race relations! Have you told Mutley what the lovely Bonita got up to this weekend??
Gleds yeah it pissed it down. i was sick in bed all day yesterday - just as well really. it was pissing down so hard i couldn't have left the house if i wanted to.
Zen Yeah it was sent to me courtesy of sausage! oh my - how lovely i looked! i should have kept those glasses instead of giving them away as a birthday present!
FN ahahahahahaha dare to be noticed rocks the house! oh my word, *someone* needs to learn how to wax their back...
Thanks you have made my day. I can't help being a smart ass. That's just the way I am. Also, foreign blokes are also a weakness. There is nothing more arousing than a French or an Italian who can't speak English to get the old juices going. Hell, even an Australian will do. It's the lure of the exotic. That said, I could never get aroused by an American.
I want to see it. Post it will ya? I never boxed, in my life, I just fought like a maniac. I can remember somebody telling me, when I was in a fight (I black out and don't remember, if past a point) and they told me, that I said, "We ain't boxing here. This is all out assault." It's no frigin wonder, I'm laced with arthritis. Now, I did a motivational poster too, slip by when ya can.
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They are truly motivational! Love that second one.
You really rock JJ
Don't let the bastards grind you down!
Thank you ebezp. I am here to inspire.
You really are creative!
That is actually some good stuff...have you ever looked at the stuff at DESPAIR.com?
You are on to something like that, only even more off the wall.
I made one! I made one!
This is the most fun I've had since I found that shiny object in the yard!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA zen that is fucking HILARIOUS!!
okay - this post should have been "go to http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php and make your own motivational poster of JJ!
HAHAHAHAHAHA i am seriously dying of laughter here! i LOVE your poster!
Which of these posters would best suit my site, do you think?
Ingsoc! Make you own! copy my picture and go to http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php
lemme see the result!!
They had a machine on Despair.com also--that is where I found it.
(What happened to the beer goggles picture?? I seem to recall something on Venice Beach with beer glasses glasses...)
Here is another one I made--I mean, it's all one big "sophmore syndrome" after "Foreign Chicks"-- which will be my legacy. But nonetheless, like Dali after "Persistance of Memory," I have to just keep on plugging away.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh good memory!! yes there was a picture like that! i cannot find it!
i will have to ask Sausage or Hell Perry who were there and met me at the time!!!
LFMAOOOOO zen...oh god its past my bedtime but i HAVE to go one better than that
Okay, hit me with both barrells--is THIS ANY GOOD??
The slogan on this one is a tad long. I mean, they taught us "7 words or less" in advertising school. I....I just feel like I have so much to SAY...
Here ya go...
http://tinyurl.com/2yffbe
That last one made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Okay just to show you I can "do" "motivational gay," THIS is GAY!!
I sent you my contribution Janie. I'm too lazy to put it on a banner right now but for you Jane, I just might put down the ice cream, knock the cats from my lap and do some actual work. (Maybe.)
Oh yeah, about that last one. At first I thought his fingernails were almost as disgusting but now I realize that's the early warning signal. I'm going to call those "gross nasty gnarly puke enducing penis nails."
I have always loved you hair that way. But that second picture, my my my. I never knew you were so good.
Consider me so insprired JJ. I have to try my hand at it but I best sleep on it first.
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Zen
AHAHAHAHA i love your Cougar!! I hope the drugs she has aren't antibiotics or ass cream!!! Man, you are GOOD at this!!
Bug
Your tinyurl has issues! its yapping on about bandwidth! my God, its standing in the way of a good laugh!
Zen
Well i dunno! Fuck! You are the one posting gay stuff! It's your snowflake! you tell me!
Airam
Oh oh. that one got edited. Now it looks like my pic is making you throw up a little. EVERYONE! AIRAM ISN'T THROWING UP OVER ME!
Zen
wooooooooooooohoooooooo now we are talking!! My word, you are a gay icon Zen! Fuck - you should never have quit marketing you know! you really have a talent, princess!
Raffi
Yes but that is because you are made entirely of tin. or are you plastic? its hard to tell from your profile pic!
Sausage
Yes! that's the picture! Oh my word, i will need to caption that one! yayayayay! Beer goggles!
ohhhh the last one was too gross even for me - it distracted from my primary objective - to motivate y'all
barman
well you you know - i'm mutli talented Barman. although i am terribly modest, i must say that i have a few tricks up my sleeve. wait until you see my nosejob trick!
Bug
Winner! whooohooo! that is awesome bug. i bet you were shaking in your boots as you created that one!
Kewl! Must be the week for motivational posters. Mine is a lot tamer though...
Is that a toupe or are you just going through a purple patch?
I hope that's fake fur. Beavers have feelings you know.
Fingers
Email it to me! Or post it on Photobucket or something! Do it! Do it!
chickybabe
ohhh yes we are inspiring this week! yours is not tame - its just a lot more tasteful!
garfer
i go through phases. last year it was blue, this year it is purple. i think blue is next on the cards. and yes, downstairs does match.
I wish i could find a blue beaver...
Those posters are almost as motivational as the “kittens in adorable hats” posters I adorn my cubicle with.
I am totally motivated. Now,I don't know what to do with it? The second one is classic. How do you do it? I mean, somehow they just get stuck in my throat. True talent and I am sooooo envious.
That first pic reminds me to water my garden! Motivational indeed, but of curse I want to harvest too :)
That's me motivated. I'm off back to work.
These bodies aren't going to bury themselves.
I love all these looks, but I think I most like the EMO look. I think it cute and rather sexy.
the penis thru the head look is somewhat worrying -- especially if required to take public transport.
How did I screw up that last comment ^? Oh well who cares, my fingers need the excercise--I made a few more and put them on my page but I gave you your "props," sistah!
You make one hot retard...or handicapped person!
True blogging hero! I think you look lovely, will you marry me? You could be the fourth Mrs Mutley. Oh fuck,you can see how this happens....
I shall have a go.
Cheers for the link!
I shall let you know when I have something of interest.
i am a clone, jj. fortunately i had a connection when being synthesized and i requested my penis be constructed in a "grossly dismaying" fashion. btw, my suit is composed of bleached female pubic hair woven into a solid suit. thanks for asking though.
I feel like I've stumbled into the science lab and the cool, bad kids are making rotten egg gas. I fucking love them Jane.
It's really too bad you're married.
Your hair is so shiny.
I am horny Ms JJ - ready for more than a snuggle??
(sad. I want to participate. I think I will sit (over here) in the corner and feel sorry for myself.)
morbid
you softie! i bet your kittens have more than adorable hats? i bet they have ever so cute wee hammers smashed on their skulls? awwww i love romantic man!
Babs
My gift is a burden. i like to think i am modest with it. some people are into eating fire - me, i like to be a bit more real. i like to think of myself as a bit similar to the pope, only i have nicer hair...
Mone
waaaaaaaaaaa! don't water my eyes Mone! no! no! lets rather smoke them
tickers
dude the work of a hero is never done. you keep burying the stiffs and i will hold up the fort this side with the blowjobs. no-one ever said being an icon is easy.
matty
i agree. there is no point to being 18 unless you embrace meloncholy. the penis on a bus is fine - it gives everyone else something to grip onto. we are doing a public service here matty
Zen
oh my word! you are my HERO! seriously - you should stay away from law and stick to marketing. really.
Jenny!
oh look - that chair is real sexy. i won't take all the credit myself. i am too modest.
Mutley
Oh my sweet mutley! last post you declared you are pregnant with my baby. now you ask to marry me! oh my word, i didn't think i was ready to be a daddy but you have convinced me. yes! lets wed! *swoon*
INgsoc
Go Insoc! Go Insoc!Go Insoc!Go Insoc!
Raffi
fuck. okay. i can deal with this. tell me - are you battery operated? if so, i am very aroused...
garfer
where? where? show me?
Egan
oh i am not married yet. Mr Mutley (the man of my dreams) is being shy about proposing...
Brookelina
well ja of course. i use my hairdryer infrequently and i ALWAYS condition. Sadly my snatch hairs are a little more unkempt.
Mutley
oh my word i thought you would never ask! can we move to the next stage my Mutley dear? like maybe you could suckle my toes?
ms R
ohhhhhhhh if we are in school, you are totally the teacher Ms R. Please teach Mutley more seduction techniques - him offering me a dog biscuit is not really doing much for my libido
tildy
ohhhhhhhhhhh i need to make a motivational poster just for you. gimme a day tildy - i will not let you down
Thank You! Lord,I,m going to have fun with that!
I posted the following below, by mistake.
That's what I get for porking and typing at the same time.
I wrote:
Ah! The memories picture #2 brings back.
"Raffi,
fuck. okay. i can deal with this. tell me - are you battery operated? if so, i am very aroused..."
let's just say on the night's i get busy {70s porn music kicks in]... i never leave home without my back-up battery pack. i also need a grounding pad as the love juices which flow so profusely can lead to short-circuits and electrical burns... you know... fun stuff. ahhh, the dark side is sooo cool.
hahahahha brilliant. I'm gonna do one too
On my blog possum.
Fecking genius! I want the leafy shades. They are sooo NOW.
You can definitely make some good posters!
Still trying to find a way to do one of you...
that was really entertaining!
hope you're having a great weekend
it is raining cats and dogs here in london
all the best
gleds
Hooray!!
You found the Beer Goggles picture!
It's morning in America...
do I love this?
I ripped it off for a post of my own, do I love this. shit.
and I gave de props to de JunglyJane and de Zen Wizard!
Tony
Although i am a great motivator, i am not the lord. Please take pictures of you having fun - i am certain i can create a clever motivational poster from them...
Porkie
oh yes, you were great behind the camera that day Porkie. What a shame you were a limp dick - we could have had heeeeeaps more fun yanno...
Raffi
Ohhhhhhh do you have '70's porn hair? the porn mullet for example?? blimey, i didn't realise you could electrocute yourself on battery powered devices. from now onwards i will be cautious and only plug my twat into the mains...
ebezp
Ha! now that is motivational! i wish i had logged on at the start of the weekend - i would have been inspired to go out and pull a cartoon!!
Miss Smack
wooohooo! you should do a monday morning motivational poster! i don't think the world needed mine on a weekend!
garfer
you are the queen of motivation! i especially love Keef! you forgot about falling out of trees though - i am sure thats what helps him retain his yoof!
La Muck
oh yes - i am not just motivational - i am at the forefront of fashion! how 'bout the beer goggles?? sexy, huh??
Babs
Yeah thats me. 10 years ago, mind you...its very cute - i have another similar one that's utterly awesome. black and white too - close up.
Ingsoc
your efforts are fantastic! you should have posted them! i love your contribution to international race relations! Have you told Mutley what the lovely Bonita got up to this weekend??
Gleds
yeah it pissed it down. i was sick in bed all day yesterday - just as well really. it was pissing down so hard i couldn't have left the house if i wanted to.
Zen
Yeah it was sent to me courtesy of sausage! oh my - how lovely i looked! i should have kept those glasses instead of giving them away as a birthday present!
FN
ahahahahahaha dare to be noticed rocks the house! oh my word, *someone* needs to learn how to wax their back...
He He we are plagued with these stupid thigs at work , I love the blogging and beer goggls ones :-)
I'm so inspired by these, I think I'll run for mayor!
Gadzooks this is just what the doctor ordered!
Thank You for reminding me why we are out here in the first place!
What Fun.
I could send him a copy :)
Feel free to do what you want with them!
Fanks for inspiring. I feel very motivated to go and knock someone out.
Thanks you have made my day. I can't help being a smart ass. That's just the way I am. Also, foreign blokes are also a weakness. There is nothing more arousing than a French or an Italian who can't speak English to get the old juices going. Hell, even an Australian will do. It's the lure of the exotic. That said, I could never get aroused by an American.
Is it okay to call Sausage, "Banger" if you are in England?
I want to see it. Post it will ya? I never boxed, in my life, I just fought like a maniac. I can remember somebody telling me, when I was in a fight (I black out and don't remember, if past a point) and they told me, that I said, "We ain't boxing here. This is all out assault." It's no frigin wonder, I'm laced with arthritis.
Now, I did a motivational poster too, slip by when ya can.
Oh Jane...you always have a way of delighting me. These are awesome.
damn cool serie
Awesome stuff! Cracked me up!!
Great stuff as usual, I was nude when you posted...No shite!...Probably.
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