25 January 2006

Tits

120 comments:

ing said...

Two of them. Is that natural?

YellowSock said...

Those freckles look familiar... I bow to your tits. My tinies are not worthy to stand erect in your presence.

jungle jane said...

Ing:
Mebbe whoever owns these puppies was just very good at photoshop?

Sausage:
i don't have freckles....

YellowSock said...

Oh. I was staring at the sun a little bit too long today...

ing said...

The sun's aureoles, you mean.

YellowSock said...

*blush* heh, well umm...

jungle jane said...

*stares at Sausage and then lowers her gaze pointedly towards Sausage's chest area*

ing said...

*and what to her wond'ring eyes should appear?*

jungle jane said...

Well judging from the picture i would think "a pair of nice nipples" could be an answer??

ing said...

Through all those veils and ninja gear and whatnot? It must be freezing over there in ihatesausageland.

YellowSock said...

Damn you all to Hell!

Jane, you promised they were PRIVATE pictures!!!

YellowSock said...

Doesn't everyone do that before work?

ing said...

Private, as in your posting about what you do before work, tee hee?

jungle jane said...

sighhhhh. here we go again with *pyscho sausage*. breathe my luv. they are ENTIRELY private. the only people who will see them are our dear bloggers. um any anyone who searches "tits" on google.

so can you relax please?

Ing:
mad sausages chicks who are paranoid that the universe (and satan) might see their tits don't feel cold.

jungle jane said...

m'okay i am compelled to confirm to the world that its a wind up. these are NOT Sausage's tits.

Drum roll...who do they belong to then? we already know they are not mine. they are not sausage's.

Ing? hmmm? we know you have a nice rack. are these yours?

YellowSock said...

Okay, sorry I yelled. As long as it's just the known universe that can see...Fuck.

P.S. Do I have to pay you in Aussie dollars for putting it up for me?

YellowSock said...

I wish they were mine. :(

jungle jane said...

Ing:
you are being VERY quiet. so. do you recognise these puppies???

sausage:
sorry for using you as a pawn. i was just trying to flush out who the fekk the anonymous donor of these fine puppies might be....

ing said...

Jane, as you know, I have the natural and normal one tit. You have the slightly less natural three. So that leaves. . .

ing said...

JOSH WILLIAMS, PUT YOUR TITS BACK IN YOUR SHIRT, YOU DIRTY DIRTY MAN!

Henri Banks said...

i´m looking for those piercings!!

ing said...

The cat's asleep right now, white trash. Give it some time to recover before you go looking for piercings.

jungle jane said...

ohhhhhh...

henri are those your tits?

ing said...

No wonder there're two of them. Would Henri loan them to ihate, do you think?

jungle jane said...

oh SHIT ing. i think i love Henri for his tits. i never knew that i was shallow...

Erin O'Brien said...

Brilliant, Jane!

The companion photo for my post today. You and I are a perfect tag team match. We should be on a rollerball team.

I can't wait for all the boys to show up.

And I surely invite y'all to stop by my place stateside and review the litany of boobisms after you've gotten a good eyeful here at Jane's down under.

ing said...

We all love Henri for his tits. Surely we're not all shallow? Is there any other reason to love Henri? And if so, shouldn't Henri make us aware of those reasons instead of flaunting his tetas hither and yon?

jungle jane said...

Erin:
my darling author you and i are indeed a cyclone. i am sooo glad that you applaud the gesture...

Ing:
do we maybe think Henri is a tit tease? i certainly know that i for one want him...

TheBlogSnob said...

Now that is a post!

BadGod said...

Boobs.

jungle jane said...

blogsnob:
you have influence. please help me find out who these lovely mamaries belong to?

badgod:
boobs yes. boobie trap? who knows...

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

Wow. Yet another reason to love The Jungle.

MilkMaid said...

No jungle is complete without chesticles...and nice ones they are JJ.

This is sorta like Sesame Street...today's blog is brought to you by the letter 'T'.

Tats, toenails and tits.

And the number two.

Two tits today in the Jungle.

jungle jane said...

Hussy:
i can visualise teats slapping strudel

Milky:
they are not necessarily my tits. the mystery of the puppies on my blog is not yet solved. so far we know they are not mine, or ings, or henris, or sausage.

so tell me. where were your tits at 21:00 last night?

dude...whoever you are...email me in secret...i won;t say fuck all.. just tell me who the mystery tits are?

ticharu said...

Those are Axl's tits!

crabcake said...

Hmm. Does look a little like Josh now that you mention it, ing.

Definitely not mine. I have a little extra something. A bonus if you will.

wallycrawler said...

Dems is nice ! Natural !

They look like my wife's before da kid . After da kid she had dem re-plumped .

Crabs , what you got that's extra ? Let's see !

Dongley Shlongford said...

Your turkey's are done.

drunkbh said...

Nice rack.

waygon112 said...

Thank you

josh williams said...

Now I'm going to be late to work!
Nice!

Captain Carl said...

AAAAAAARRRRRR.......Boo!

Henri Banks said...

thanx for the tits this are the first tits somebody give to me ...snif...

garrett said...

those are fine indeed. but that picture isn't all that sexy. couldn't you find something with a bit of a tan, perhaps? too much flash there (pardon the pun) for optimum titillation.

Polyman2 said...

Thanks for the mammories...
da da da da da da!

Hal said...

Hey now!

josh williams said...

Those aint my tits! If they were do you think I would be commenting I would taking good care of them. Jeez!

honkeie2 said...

What a pleasant suprise, and straight to the point ass well. Lovely, just lovely!

PDD said...

Thanks Garrett, you just insulted me.

Jesus Toast said...

I was led here by way of Flamingo's blog; what a wonderful first impression you make! Seriously, when you're going to make a first impression, nothing works quite as well as bare female breasts. Excellent work.

jungle jane said...

tich:
right-ho

Crabby:
Crabby has a piercing! Crabby has a piercing!

Dongley:
The turkey looks quite raw from where i am sitting

Wally:
aha! so. i will put Mrs Crawler down on the list of "Who owns this rack" then

Drunkbh:
yes they are. In fact i think they would make wonderful bookends.

Wayne
You're welcome. let me know if ever you need to see a body part. i am sure i can find something to suit.

Josh:
Just go look in the mirror dude. I am surprised you even have a job when you have a nice set like these

CAPPY:
DARLING SWEETIE. i am SO sorry i rode you all the way home. i had no idea that your sweet little spine would snap. I dedicate this photo of some poor chick's tits to you. and your ghostly remains.

Henri:
you are welcome. feel free to photoshop a few piercings onto them and pretend they are mine...

Garrett:
m'okay. not sexy and not tanned enough. would it help if i could find a picture of a vagina? they are usually more tanned naturally...


Polyman:
My pleasure. i take requests. let me know what you would like to see next

Hal:
Sorry did that just poke your eye out?

Honkie:
no sense it yacking on about it like my lovely friend Erin O' Brien . Give the world what they want i say. Give them tits.

PDD:
Too much flash indeed. Bah. wait til he sees the vagina shots we took

Jesus toast:
welcome! and thats how i chose to meet new people - shaking hands is SOOOOO last year. just get your tits out i say. no-one forgets your name if you do that.

Chatty said...

Well hello there. I choked on my soda. LOL

jungle jane said...

Chatty welcome to the new handshake. i haven't figured out the male alternative yet - i am not sure i want to be flashed by a bloke's mongrel on greeting...

PDD said...

I am still waiting on the vagina shots.

Authoress said...

For heaven's sake.

Here already.

jungle jane said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA Tight that is the all time funniest comment i ever saw. i worship thee...

Captain Carl said...

AARRRR.....ya scared yet. Aye...be feelin a bit blue... not havin a use fer boobies in all....T'be hard bein kinky as a ghost

crabcake said...

It's not a piercing.

I've got our Newscast up over at the cowpie field.

Darned if we didn't figure out who the mole people are and who's been responsible for every and all foul deeds done since oh...1978 maybe.

We Love Boobies said...

Dear god, we love you Jane!!

mmmmwahh!!

matty said...

"...boobies, boobies, boobies!"

jungle jane said...

Cappy:
Ghosts don't use pillows?

Crabby:
erm. an extra nipple?

boobies:
a picture speaks a thousand words i always say

Matt:
well just two of them. Crabby is the one with the spare tyre. um tit. spare tit.

Captain Carl said...

AAARRR....ay can tell Im gonnin ta need a new body.........Anyone have a spare.........

Van! said...

um.... wow.... you said the "c" word on my blog...

wanna fuck?

jungle jane said...

Cappy:
Being a ghost sounds vile. We don't get to play the fisting game you love so much. you never get to change your clothes and i am starting to get the vibe you can't fart either. Dude. sort it out.

Van:
it seems Americans don't say cunt as much as Australians. Here we call everyone a cunt starting with greeting them. As in "g'day cunt".

Try it. it's so TERRIBLY liberating. I just don't recommend you start with your boss...

Bloodgood said...

Beep Beep

wallycrawler said...

Wow I can't believe the amount of hits with just a pair of boobs ! Nice tits mind ya , But 65 comments ? Unfuck'n real !

Double J you really have the pulse of the world . Good for you babe !

Hal said...

The only rackage that would put my eye out are the fake ones on the Socal Barbie Doll types.

Not only could they blind you, some of them could give you a concussion!

jungle jane said...

Bloodgood:
there's a lot of hooters around here it seems

Wally:
I know its poor taste to laugh at your own jokes but for some reason i cannot stop rolling in the aisles at this post. i doubt it would be viewed as much had they been the tits of a 90 year old...

Hal:
at least with a pair of them one would never drown...

FLAMINGO1 said...

I noticed that maybe one of the first two dozen comments was a male.

The majority of commenters on this fine pair of chumblies were women.

That is so hot.

Henri Banks said...

And now yours !!?

Larry said...

nice!!!

jungle jane said...

Flamingo:
yeah i noticed that too. awesome.

Henri:
as if i would be vulgar enough to put a picture of my own tits on my blog. snigger.

larry:
agreed.

Henri Banks said...

Thats realy a shame But this you are right :-(

Jail Bird said...

Is it legal to post tits on the internets?

DorianGray1854 said...

They're so pure!! I want to taint them.....
Muah ah ah ah!!

Andy said...

I'm sat in work flitting between looking for a new job and reading blogs, so I thought I'd say hi.

Steve said...

Thought I would stop in and see who was commenting on my site... and lo and behold. All I can say is "Praise the Lord"!!! The SCP nation (and me particularly) needed a little pick me up....thank you!

If you were looking to get my attention well, you got tit...excuse me...I mean.... it!

PDD said...

These tits are making me thirsty.

kellywalters said...

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FUCKING CROWBAR!

you have to fucking warn a bitch when you put that shit up.. I almost shit myself..

fuck..

and with a customer sitting right next to me..

mother of god..

now..

I am calmer..

can I smother them in rancid ham?

Henri Banks said...
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Henri Banks said...

Enough about TITS right now i wonna talk about the Anus .
The Anus is the hole on your buttocks (or bottom) that waste comes from. It is the end of the gastrointestinal system This waste is called stool, but it has many other slang words for it. Some of these words are not nice words. Some of these words are: poop, shit, and crap.

PDD said...

White trash,

Pinky will love you for saying that.

jungle jane said...

Henri:
you are right! Lets stop staring at my tits and get an eyeful of arsehole instead. i am happy i could help.

Jailbird:
It is definitely more legal than drink driving:-)) thanks for stopping by - i love your site...

Dorian:
They are not pure at all, i assure you. they were just acting for the camera.

Andy:
And which category did this fall into? either way, i certainly hope i assisted your concentration...

Steve:
Yay and welcome to my place. The SCP nation is cool! Do you think you might be able to post a few naked pictures though? for decoration, like??

PDD:
Yeah well it is quite hot in hell. you should make sure you are taking in enough fluids. have a beer...

Roxi:
Earth to Roxi! Earth to Roxi!

That crowbar thing sounds interesting - can you hook a sistah up??

jungle jane said...

PDD:
I think i managed to make everyone happy. Pinky gets to stare at the puppies and White Trash gets the arsehole pic.

I wonder who got the better deal?

PDD said...

I believe Pinky has his eyes glued to the tits as we speak. So maybe Pinky got the best deal.

We all got a good deal with the arsehole pic.

Jail Bird said...

I'm happy you love my site. Only 22 days left and I'll be back in the bars.

Captain Carl said...

Arrr....Janey...do ya think ya can make that set of boobs jiggle......the Capt cant touch them....... but he be lookin

jungle jane said...

PDD:
Wow such devotion. Its almost worth adding a little "i love pink things" tattoo...

jailbird:
leave the car at home, yeah?

Cappy:
Sure. if you place $20 in my knickers i can do that. US$ mind you. none of that cheap Aussie shit...

Captain Carl said...

AARRRR.....Janey.....ye know I Cant be pickin shit up, ta be droppin it in yer knickers......Maybe I Could Be Blowin on them...

jungle jane said...

ohhh silly me cappy. that was so terribly insensitive of me...

crabcake said...

Jane, ding ding ding! Yep. You got it.

jungle jane said...

not talking to you Crabby. not until i get a neck brace anyhow...

Denny Shane said...

Hey JJ... thanks for stopping by my blog today and commenting. I am sure glad I stopped here to thank you.

I just love surprise greetings. lol

Very cool blog.

Erin O'Brien said...

Hello again, Jane darling.

Why do you suppose it is that not one of these mother fuckers asked if that beautiful set you posted was mine?

Erin O'Brien said...

Oh yes.

I am done with Hal if you wanted a go at him. He's in the shower now and I've put up a pot of coffee.

Good luck with that one, luv.

josh williams said...

OK I will admit it those tits are mine. So come here woman and give them back to your favorite tit minder!

My Mule Standard Disclaimer: Mr. Williams did not post anything offensive or off color, some one has stolen his identidy, his name is suspected to have the surname of Boddington. Kind Regards JW

jungle jane said...

Erin:
perhaps if we say they are yours that dj dude on your comments will us both batteries?

Josh:
Shit. you should have spoken up earlier. i just had "I love Flamingo" tattooed on them. Oh dear. That kind of makes you look gay, dude...

josh williams said...

I defer to Mr. Waits

Pasties and a G-string


Smelling like a brewery,
looking like a tramp
I ain't got a quarter
got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing
all around the town
Talking with the old men
sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin
al zootin al hoot
and Al Cohn
sharin this apartment
with a telephone pole
and it's a fish-net stockings
spike-heel shoes
Strip tease, prick tease
car kease blues
and the porno floor show
live nude girls
dreamy and creamy
and the brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and a
Watermelon Rose
raise my rent and take off
all your clothes
with the trench coats
magazines bottle full of rum
she's so good, it make
a dead man cum, with
pasties and a g-string
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze
wrinkles and cherry
and twinky and pinky
and FeFe live from Gay Paree
fanfares rim shots
back stage who cares
all this hot burlesque for me

cleavage, cleavage thighs and hips
from the nape of her neck
to the lip stick lips
chopped and channeled
and lowered and louvered
and a cheater slicks
and baby moons
she's hot and ready
and creamy and sugared
and the band is awful
and so are the tunes

crawlin on her belly shakin like jelly
and I'm getting harder than
Chinese algebraziers and cheers
from the compendium here
hey sweet heart they're yellin for more
squashing out your cigarette butts
on the floor
and I like Shelly
you like Jane
what was the girl with the snake skins name
it's an early bird matinee
come back any day
getcha little sompin
that cha can't get at home
getcha little sompin
that cha can't get at home
pasties and a g-string
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze
popcorn, front row
higher than a kite
and I'll be back tomorrow night
and I'll be back tomorrow night

jungle jane said...

Holy smoke Josh, i can see you and Waits take tit ownership very seriously.

Oh - Shelly is a whore by the way...

josh williams said...

In new it I never did trust Shelly!

josh williams said...

ALERT! The Mole People are demanding things, (unspeakable) things on her site...You see I have been ransomed. The Mole People want money,big money!
I am proud of the fact that I will offer my life to them so that you should all live, however I would prefer the ransom would be paid.
I will jingle one of my bankers I have several accounts I have set up on the internet lured by increadiable offers.
So in advance I thank everyone for putting up the cash to save me but most importantly the parts of world that donated unmarked cash . Kind Regards JW

josh williams said...

Mole People think Mr. Williams meant Crabcakes site. Mr. Williams has suffered great pain since his abduction and has lost the ability to spele or assembel one cohesive thought. Kind Regards Mole People

jungle jane said...

Josh i can contribute.

will $1.24 cover your randsome? do i get anything in return? like maybe a t-shirt that says "I was kidnapped and all JJ got was this lousy set of tits?"

please advise....

ing said...

I have seventy-three cents and a t-shirt that will make your tits swell (I had the shirt all earmarked for Josh, but after seeing the pic I was afraid the oceans would rise, and since I live on the coast. . .).

jungle jane said...

Oh the tits belong to Josh, Ing. he confessed earlier. So can we donate the t-shirt and maybe split the $1.97??

ing said...

A t-shirt such as the one I possess is worth more than all the gold in all the mines in all the earth. I think we could get a couple of cases of Boddington's for it, plus maybe a quarter.

Captain Carl said...

Arrr.....Will ye be shairn with the capt.....Ay have no money bein that Im dead....but I can take a look at yer insides for ya

jungle jane said...

Ing:
Nice. and if we leave Josh with the kidnappers then we get to keep the tits too, right?

Cappy:
Just what i need - a ghostly pap smear...

Satan said...

that reminds me of the time that we went to dennys and had the moons over myhammy

jungle jane keep up the good work

with you out there doing my bidding we are making a giant dent into jesus christs business

i lust you

ing said...

Hey, Satan, you want in on some Boddington's and a pair of tits?

(Jane, don't tell him about the quarter. Satan's a bogart.)

jungle jane said...

Satan:
Be assured that my tits are little mini-minions. They don't have much in the line of brains, but are powerful weapons of mass corruption

Ing:
Dude. make sure you water Satan's beer down. Last time he had a couple of cans he pissed on the carpet and did a vom-vom on the cat

Bloodgood said...

Those are nice, one doesn't seem to be larger than the other. The owner should wear them proudly.

ing said...

Gotcha. And make sure you deflate those tits. The last time he went jogging, he gave himself a pair of black eyes.

jungle jane said...

Bloodgood:
Its probably trick photography:-)

Ing:
Oh really? i thought that was just the colour of his demonic skin..

barman said...

Woo... This is my first time visiting and what do I see when I open your blog? What does the rest of you blog look like? I think I need to check for myself. Loks like it could be fun checking you out chickie.

Happy HNT.

ing said...

Skin? I thought that was his pretty-mask.

Virgin Mary said...

Those are some great tits! Reminds me of when I was big as a fucking house with my first, J.C. My tits were all swollen hurt like a son of a virgin bitch! And then my nipples got all chapped and itched and it just sucked. Really nice tits there...

jungle jane said...

Barman:
Welcome to my very tame blog. i have nothing to do with those tits. its all Erin O Brien's fault. honest.

Ing:
I think his skin looks suspiciously like toilet splashback...

Virgin Mary:
Could you please bring my friend Cappy back to life so he can fetch me beer?

i LOVE that thing you do with your hymen and those razor blades, by the way. How you keep intact is a mystery to me...

ICECOLDCOKE said...

great site jungle.

Egan said...

Well well well ... look what I found in the archives. Great. I thought I was going to bed.