22 February 2006

Bored at work - answers


1. Choking Kojak
3. A device for finding furniture in the dark.
4. Soft and warm when you go to bed but hard and stiff when you wake up
6. A type of food that never digests and is clearly visible in one’s shit
8. Your employer
11. A poop milkshake
13. nut sack
15. Prevents males from shitting on their testicles
18. _______ Week (Common term for a woman’s menstrual period)
19. The ugliest kid in Grade 2
20. World Champion and all round nice guy?
21. One who has undesirable or negative qualities

2. The difference between a choir boy and a queer boy
3. A foodstuff high in protein
5. Occurs when you use Herbal Essence shampoo
7. Frequent public areas in search for having sexual intercourse with the same gender
8. An activity frequently conducted in the shower
9. An animal with a cunt half way up it’s back (2 words)
10. Computer V.D.
12. A long word for a short word
14. ( + )( + )
16. A Blogger who doubles as a human coathanger
17. The rounded part of a man’s knob



ChickyBabe said...

Somebody's got time on their hands! :P Or did you delegate to Pixie?

mushroom said...

Douchebag hahahaha i spat coffee on my keyboard!

Egan said...

I totally identify with 15 Across. You should do this sort of thing for a living.

gav said...

You said Bellend.


Die Muräne said...

It didn't help, I'm even boreder now (boreder? more bored? overbored? ahhh, who cares... I'm fucking bored to tears!)
But nice try, jane, thanks!

Zippy said...

Yow! An educational blog.

Hal said...

I got....some of these right.

I won't say which.

Am I correct in assuming that Pixie got 100% correct? A precocious child she is, no?