It's 6:30 in the morning and the first thing I see are two bright eyes of an obviously very happy man! BTW I sent you an e-mail just now with instructions. Did you get it?
Ok. I'm never listening to you again. You promised this morning you would not post that pic of me before I shaved and yet....here it is for the whole world to see!
i am writing about constipation, sausage. not continuation. i have dyslexia unfortunately. I am not overly sure that there is an instruction manual that accompanies it...
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WAXED!
HAIRY!
and a big chance for every woman. I still hope you blog a picture from you with a moustache....
It's 6:30 in the morning and the first thing I see are two bright eyes of an obviously very happy man!
BTW I sent you an e-mail just now with instructions. Did you get it?
Viva Geraldo!
It has been a long time since I have had a moustache. After seeing that picture, I think I am ready for one again!
Hitler must have been inspired by a Brazilian wax job then.
It tickles my nose just thinking of this pic lol. I had one g/f that had hardwood floor and I loved the no hair feel lol
morning munchies?
Jane, you know how to pick them well. This is what I like... oh yeah....
Oh, and Salvador Dali must have seen some weird tang.
I can't stop looking at this picture.
This is really nice, Jane.
I think this is also the origin or dental floss.
Now that's what I call a snack!
I live and eat at the "Y".
i hope you didnt clean yourself before
Jane, please continue your brilliant work.
Toby,
Loved your comment.
LOL! ...I almost spit my oatmeal on my iBook! That is too funny! ...and kind of sweet. In a Hustler Magazine kind of way.
And...now we know.
Aw yes, I really cannot tell where she ends and he begins. Does he have a moustache or did she just fire the gardener?
Jane, I think you need to title this "The origins of the moustache - part I"
Please, please, please have a continuation.
Ok. I'm never listening to you again. You promised this morning you would not post that pic of me before I shaved and yet....here it is for the whole world to see!
HrrMPH I d.d.d.d...don't even know you anymore.
CRAP ON A CRACKER! and DAMN ME FOR NOT WEARING MY GLASSES THE FIRST TIME.
I take it all back. That's not me. Not me. I wasn't even in town that day!
I want it to be me!
iS THAT ONE OF THE MARX BROTHERS?
Boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoing!
So that's where I know that guy from!
And Hal, control yourself.
Honestly.
crabcake, I see the drapes do not match the carpet.
Thanks, PDD.
shees...i'm not even going to try and answer you lot.
Mental note: everyone likes tits. everyone likes cunninglingus.
Please include to your mental note:
EVERYONE WANTS A CONTINUATION!
*makes a note to write about constipation. also makes a note to look into her dyslexia...
In the continuation, would you please publish an instructional piece? I am sooo tired of studying the ceiling and watching TV with one eye.
i am writing about constipation, sausage. not continuation. i have dyslexia unfortunately. I am not overly sure that there is an instruction manual that accompanies it...
Maybe a manual for relief of said blocked bowels then? I could use some advice about that too.
Sausage:
have you tried using Drain-O? it worked for my blocked kitchen drain, perhaps it will help your constipation??
Cappy:
i imagined you more as a milk mustache kinda dude...
i think i will grow one like that
That poor fellow is about to be consumed by... er, nevermind. I get it now.
Cappy:
I have chocolate milk. are you still keen??
Larry:
i can help you practise
military:
hahhahaha i read you all the time but i worry that i am too vile to spoil your blog by commenting. i love that you enjoy my stuff
morbid:
he looks happy in a concerned kind of way, poor chap
ahahahah denny i do totally lurve you...my pic is on its way!
Hahahaha lucky girl. Although he looks kinda perplexed, he doesn't look like he's enjoying himself. Maybe he's about to cough up a furball.
Crabby has a milk moustache?????
You came to my house and didn't tell me Crabs??
I'm crushed.
LOL..this guy is leaning on his arm, like he's bored. WTF?
That picture kills me every time I see it!
It's almost as bad as Stephs pic.
NOw a mustach will always remind me of your resurection! I voted for ...I aint tellin' Welcome back.Shit I'm happy. JW
My wife waxes. So do I have a skin-stash ?
Steph:
he looks most uncomfortable. one can only assume he just swallowed a crab.
Hope:
i never wish to scroll down my belly and see that guy at my plughole
Milky:
that sentance is SO much better than "Milky has a crab moustache". titter
Trueborn:
then take off your screensaver
Josh:
Never go out with a girl who has a moustache
Wally:
The origins of being clean-shaven??
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