07 May 2007

Can you see Jesus?


40 comments:

zen wizard said...

No, but I see me doing three Hail Mary's for even Commenting on this post.

Jenny! said...

Holy shit...I didn't at first, kind of just thought you were a perv...but I totally see him now...weird...and nasty!

Gorilla Bananas said...

The first time I saw this - I think it was in Manuel Estimulo's blog - I thought it was actually a painting of Jesus. That's how fucking good the likeness was. Now all I can see is a dog's arse.

Are you back in Germany, JJ? If you don't tell us where you're posting from the whole context of the post is lost.

Newmania said...

Seen it seen it . Anyway this is nothing new to me . Jesus has always appeared to me whe I need his advice and he often moves in mysterious ways.

I suspect he will not want you for a sunbeam though JJ

Tickersoid said...

Of all the spontanious Christian images, this one's the dog's bollocks.

Henri Banks said...

Amen first i thought it was just an ordenairy pic of my ass and than i saw jesus holy lord i saw jesus on my ass .the funny thing is i am stand of the mirror lookin at my back and i dont see him anymore he is gone or maybe he is in my . . .

Newmania said...

The Turin Schnauser ?

josh williams said...

Of all the places, who hasnt looked at a dogs arse and seen some sort of savior? Well this is the first for me I hope I dont walk around my neighborhood lifting dog tails explaining to the person holding the leash that I am looking for Jesus.

Sausage said...

I look and look and just don't see Jesus. Is this because I am an Athiest?

wallycrawler said...

No , but I can see heaven !

Ya baby .

egan said...

Oh, this is a vintage Jane post. Welcome back.

ChickyBabe said...

Oh gawd yes, does that mean I'm going to hell Sister Jane?

Adam said...

Shit! When did you take that? Was I really pissed?

The guy that did my colonoscopy said I was a "rather hairy chap down there", but I didn't believe him until now.

Thank you JJ... Halelujiah!!

Ratty. said...

I believe!
please remove this picture before Mr.mutleythedog sees it or perhaps it is Mr. Mutley in which case he has seen it many times whilst carrying out his ablutions.

Newmania said...

Miss Jungle I do believe you have not used your IMAC this morning. You``ll find the English males prefers his woman a little less hirsute that the antipodeans breed. I will be happy to come round and shave you if it would help ?

paddy said...

My first reaction was to ejaculate Jesus,- with absolutely no sacraligious pun intended- being a man who is on a mission, a search for a deep religious experience, and not a blinkered belief where'by I can answer when asked: "do I believe"?. I will state vehemently: No!, I have seen; I know!
------------------------------
Well the missionary man
He's got God on his side.
He's got the saints and apostles
Backin' up from behind.
Black eyed looks from those Bible
books.
He's a man with a mission
Got a serious mind.
There was Jane in the jungle
And a monkey on a tree.
The missionary man he was followin'
me.
He said "stop what you're doing."
"Get down upon your knees."
"I've got a message for you that you
better believe."
Y:-) Paddy

jungle jane said...

Zen:
I don’t see Mary’s face in the dog’s arse – don’t worry, she’s probably been too busy to read my blog

Jenny:
Well I would like to think that I am a perve…but on this occasion I come to you with spiritual offerings. The lord Jesus. You are most welcome for this enlightenment.

GB:
Fuck dude I worry about your spirituality. How do you expect to get any Christmas presents if you won’t even recognize Jesus when he comes down your chimney??

Newmania:
Nice work my son. You now have a ‘backstage pass’ to heaven. Pardon the hilarious pun…

Tickers:
Well your own arse has recently been spread (chortle) across the blogging world, however I was disappointed to note that I didn’t see Jesus. Did you photoshop him out?

Henri:
Please bring your arsehole over to the UK and I will study it closely to see if we can find Jesus. If you don’t show me your arse you might go to hell. Best get a flight over immediately, eh

Newmania:
Its only the Turin Schauser if you are in Germany. That was sooooo last week….

Josh:
Its only weird if you sniff your neighbour’s dog’s arse. Trust me Josh – you know I am here to save your soul

Sausage:
I fear that this is because the lord is choosing not to show himself to you. I think its because you are one of Satan’s bitches?

Wally:
Nice work Wally. I am glad that heaven will have at least one Canadian in it. I will keep a seat warm for you and a beer cold.

Egan:
I am here to serve. I only have your salvation in mind. Hallelooya.

Chickybabe:
Errrrr yes. I’m afraid so. The good news is that you can be a complete bastard for the rest of your life seeing as you already know now that you are doomed for hell. Start mugging old ladies chickybabe. Go on. The devil said its fine – your place is assured…

Adam:
Oh dear. You don’t remember? Oh yikes, wait til I show the gang the picture I took of the Virgin Mary…

Ratty:
Did MutleyDawg not tell you that he spent the entire weekend rubbing his bum in my face?? Fuck. I had no idea it was supposed to be a secret…

Newmania
I do not have a large pair of testicles and therefore adamantly deny that the furry arsehole is mine. Besides, everyone knows I dye my arsehole hairs purple to match my head hairs…

Paddy:
Ahhhhh I must see if I can arrange to find a picture of Annie Lenox’s head. Let me get the cat over – I am sure there might be some art in the tip of his knob….

mutleythedog said...

Woooooof "!!! OooooOOoooWWWw Woof wooof woof wooooof OOOoooOOo - where is this sexy beast Alleluia I am saved|!!!

jungle jane said...

Blimey Mutley. I never knew you were a fan of the lord. Do you read the bible when you fancy a bit of porn??

Newmania said...

I dye my arsehole hairs purple to match my head hairs…

I do love a coordinated ensemble

Newmania said...

I dye my arsehole hairs purple to match my head hairs…

I do love a coordinated ensemble

egan said...

I can't wait for your next raunchy post. I know it's coming.

jungle jane said...

Nemania has a twitch tonight!
Nemania has a twitch tonight!

Egan:
I strongly recommend that you do not visit my blog in the next 24 hours. i promise you will vomit...

Winters said...

I'm looking closely...

That's not Jesus! It's Mel Gibson.

ARM said...

This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a few days.

And me laughing hysterically at it has secured my spot in Hell. Not that I was worried it was going anywhere. But this has assured me that it hasn't.

Captain Smack said...

The same thing happens to my ass all the time.

Erin O'Brien said...

Bless me father for I have sinned.

I mean, I really effing sinned.

Then I sinned a whole lot more. And I so kept sinning.

I'm sinning right now. Baby, I am so sinning right now.

Captain Smack said...

Wow, Erin's sinning right on top of me... and under me too! It's like a Captain Smack/Erin Sin Sandwhich.

josh williams said...

I took this photo to the university for their opinion and after serving my 34 hrs and a restraining order and the picture in the paper with the full story of what they wanted to print I am now a outcast. So it goes..JW

Tickersoid said...

Please post something new before I'm tempted to skull fuck our Lord Jesus Christ.

Mone said...

I heard Jesus died.

Tickersoid said...

Mone, it's true, but don't worry, three days later he was fine.

egan said...

24 hours have passed and I haven't vomited yet. False advertising yo!

Mongrel Porksword said...

I'm sorry, but this is just plain wrong. Even I am offended by this!

BEAST said...

JJ is that your arse.......I think a little waxing may be required

jungle jane said...

Winters:
The dog does not speak latin. it is definitely jesus

ARM
Wait til you come back from your holidays. Lucifer will be waiting on your doorstep...

Captain Smack:
how do you know? do you study your arse in the mirror heaps? or does the little jesus preach sermons to you??

Erin:
keep sinning. Hell is getting boring.

jungle jane said...

Josh:
Jesus died on the cross. you are yelping about a restraining order? priorities dude..priorities...

Tickers:
Oh come on - its just like fucking a watermelon. Come on Tickers - you know you want to...

Mone:
No, he just had the flu. he was being a drama queen...

beastie:
no, its your arse. i am happy to wax you if you want?

~d said...

HAHAHAHA!

(sorry, I did so totally LAUGH right OUT LOUD!)
HAHAHAHA

~d said...

SHIT!

YES! Yes, I saw Jesus!

jungle jane said...

Straight to heaven, tilde. you even get a back stage pass!