HAHA! Ever since I 'met' you I have totally been convinced that this chick was JANE of the jungle. How nice to know FOR CERTAIN, there is only ONE OF YOU! (and that ONE RAWKS!!)
Ah Mr.Google, he says the strangest things.........
I don`t get it . Changing the subject slightly do you ever allow unattractive drunk men to rub your breasts in public . Its just that I`ve been doing this survey and I was hoping you would balance out the numbers a bit .Oh sorry I should explain , thus far there have been quite a a lot of " No" s . Actually a few " Fuck Off"s but I put them in the "no " category . Its just for Survey JJ ?
~d:Google seems to have a different view of me and my jungle. fucking stoopid search engine...Tony:Mr Google, he is an uptight muthafucka...Newmania:You didn't get it because there were no pictures of tits or twats.i'm afraid i have to be a 'no' - see i am like a genie - if you rub my tits i have to give you 3 wishes. and all this wish granting stuff gets so tiring on a night out. Have you tried Mutley? it sounds like the kind of gig he'd pay 30 quid for...
Google must not know you or has you confused with someone else!
But what does it all mean ????????
Jenny:Yes! that's it! there are many jungles and many janes - they must have had a dizzy blonde moment over at Google HQ today!Beastie:Don't worry your pretty little brain. Just keep cooking me tea and making sure me wine glass is full, yeah?
Oh man! Oh man!I got to tell you...this chick give me her...oh, eff that. I will email you, yo!(smile)
Google is wonderful it's never wrong! Until now!!Your site is cool I'm going to come back!
Jane oh Jane.........how I have missed you so!!!How's things in Jolly ol' England?And yes, I see Jesus
d~I am 'bobbing' my head at you right now. here - let me invite you over for a nice batch of neighbourly baked scones...ebezp:Dude. Welcome. When you come back, would you bring beer, pot and a couple of dirty hookers?Wayyyyyyyyyne!man! what a treat! Fuck man - would you PLEASE update yer fekking blog...it's only been...like...a year...come on man, it's not that fucking hard, innit?
I will rub up against anything for 30 quid Jungley darling - I would even brave the snapping alligator between your lissome thighs...
ohhhh i've come over all faint, like. mutley just offered to lick my growler...
We really need to explore some self-esteem issues--I mean, it is bad enough when I Google that...Ironic that you would come up on a Keith Richards page--you are two people who seem to exist in defiance of insurance underwriting actuary tables.
I'm not going to waste my time trying to reproduce 'Jungle Jane is a cunt' on Google. You've had enough flattery for one evening. Would 'Jungle Jane is small and tight' be an insult or a compliment?
All is right in this world. I can sleep restfully tonight.
I'm so fucking pissed! Google, you will rue the day you pissed off Jane, ya hear me? Rue the day!
There goes google, I guess. I found google kind of mouthy anyway.
Zen:I find it amazing that i can even exist in the same country as Keith. No wonder the narcotics trade is going through the roof here - its that bad that poor Keith has had to resort to snorting his dad's ashes.GB:I cannot get the vision of you 'reproducing' me out of my mind. i wonder what that would involve? i can only hope it would be wild nights of small, tight debaucheryEgan:Huh. I bet it was you that told Google that i am a cunt. Shees.Josh:I suggest you look up on the interweb thingy how to make a bomb, then go get your...nonono..my revenge. thank you for caring.Ing:What a lovely new pic that is. if only Google was as caring and lovely as you. From now onwards I am only going to use Google at work. never at home. that'll show them.
Google is horrible! And, totally incorrect! ...this is what happens when something becomes a mega-corporation! ...they start calling beautiful women with style horrible names! You are not a cunt! You are perfection and a hot babe! we should sue Google!!!
Everyone seems so quick to criticize Google, but I've found that, in spite of their mega-corporate status, they are still the most reliable and accurate search engine around.Since I have a lot more experience with Google than with jjjane at this point, I can only assume that there may be something to this query.The question I would like to raise is - and I hate resorting to quoting Shakespeare, but what the hell: "What's wrong with being a cunt?"Perhaps the answer lies in the following lyrics (which came up as the number one result from Google, despite the fact that the web page contains neither the words "Jungle", "Jane" or "Cunt", which, to me, seems a little cosmic):Hatred seaps throuh my skin false tears cover my face i'm dying here tonight don't try to catch me as i fall deisnged by you ignoratn assholes designed to be your perfect slave forget what we have forget what we said forget what was done and what goes on in your head deny all the false accusations ignore all the medi-fucking-a forget the shit that you call life it's just another broken fucking home it all strikes back in the end whatever we had is gone in the end SO FUCK YOU! Forget what we have forget what we said forget what was done and what goes on in your head
Anal Cunt is a band from Boston, Massachusetts that has been categorized as noise, hardcore, grindcore, and shock rock, as their style has changed much since their original formation. They are often referred to by their initials A.C. (often written as AxCx) due to the offensive nature of their name and censorship limits on some radio and publications, and many of their album covers simply display the initials A.C. However, the band has managed to subvert even this abbreviation by drawing these letters in a manner resembling an anus and a vulva. Their early material contained no written lyrics but their later material is lyrically very offensive (though tongue-in-cheek) to many. Anal Cunt's lyrical subject matter predominantly includes homophobia, misogyny, anti-semitism, insensitivity to rape victims and misanthropy in general.
Mwahaha.... if Google says so, it must be right! :P
Is cunt a derogatory term? My mother taught me that it was a sophisticated way of referring to a lady's pelt.
I Googled my "Wallycrawler" name and "Has A Very Large Member!" came up . Do you think my "member" and your "cunt" should meet ? Just for drinks of coarse ....but ya never know.
Jane, blog is updatd
Now, THAT was some sick $h!t...some things should go unmentioned no matter how badly you want to see your name in print.I think what he did--and now denies--is illegal in England. And in this case the wig-wearing judge is correct.
I'm curious to know what you typed in, for it to try to correct?
Whoever wrote that can't understand normal thinking.
My left foot is a half size larger than my right foot. Now thats the kinda news I want to see on the TV!
"You've Got Cancer" by Anal Cunt is a great song. Classy too.
Matty:Yes I agree – Google needs to take a leaf out of our books and learn how to behave when it becomes uber-stars like us. I did type in jungle jane is perfect, but all it said back was ‘jungle jane is a perfect cunt’…Captain Smack:Well they might be a reliable search engine, but can they roll a joint? Thought not. They must be fairly good though if they are able to quote Fetal Attraction and not call them cunts – well done Google. Oh and cudos to Fetal Atttraction - I especially adore the word medi-fucking-a. that’s just pure class. My favorite band, the AntiNowhere League, will need to pull up their socks and start taking note.Henri:Anal Cunt have totally got some cool sounding songs like “I Hope You Get Deported” and “Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis”. That’s what I love about grindcore bands – they really don’t give a fuck about things like lyrics and beats. I love how their song Steroids Guy they didn’t get around to writing any lyrics so they just wrote a chorus…Chickybabe:You sound like one of those bible evangelists. Let me tell you that there is real injury to my feelings and I am going to sue Google for $4,000,000,000,000 for injury to my ego and my subsequent inability to work for a living due to said injury. All I am able to do now is sit about and smoke pot.
Ratty:Yes but yer mam also told you that fairies collected your teeth and Christmas presents were delivered by Santa. It’s lies, I tell you. Lies.Wally:I asked my cunt about the drinks things – sure – how about Friday night? Be warned that my cunt is classy though – you had soooo better take it out somewhere real posh for dinner too. McDonalds at least.Wayne:Yayayayayayay! See – its like riding a bicycle! Just less peddling. And no saddle! And a fine post it was, too…all about ME!Zen:Fuck. I thought it was kind of sweet. Touching, like. It made me go out and buy HEAPS of his records. You yanks do look at things in a weird way…Tickers:I typed in “does tickersoid have a foreskin?” I swear – I am not lying. That’s what came back. It just doesn’t make ANY sense at all…Hell:Yes I know – it makes me despair. Don’t worry, I have written to that Bill Gates dude who owns Google and told him that actually I think he’s a wee cunt himself.Josh:My book arrived! My book arrived! I will be worshipping your left foot and Roscoe on my way to work this morning!Morbid:Oh they are a very classy band. I adore their self mutilation on stage. Dead, Gay and Dropped should be played on the radio.
I typed in "Jungle Jane is a bearded clam" just now and got some pretty weird results...
what????? you are back and I just found about it?????????/
"Designed to be your slave" -lyricscool, what more do you want to ask from life?
Great Friday it is . Micky Dee's would be fun . I love'ta watch your cunt dig in to a "Big Mac" .
I love Tickers' comment. You're the man.
oh... Tickers, you are quite funny, but I meant to type Winters. Damn you guys all sound the same. (sarcasm)
Shees Egan, get it together, man...
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