30 May 2006

No thanks, I'm full














85 comments:

Fewclewz said...

Yay, I'm first. (Whatever that means)

As fer the BBQ...well, suck my syphilitic stump!

Dora and Tina said...

What a delicious feast!

Pity I don't eat meat. Well that kind of meat. And if I did the thought of it being cooked until charcoal doesn't really make me want go there anytime soon.

The Lady Muck said...

Thats disgusting. I actually feel ill.

Well done :D

Erin O'Brien said...

Jane, you are a goddess. You are a genius.

This post makes me proud. Proud to be your Friend. Proud to Eat Meat. Proud to be a Woman. Proud to be a Human Being.

This is the light and the truth. This is the sound of falling water.

Henri Banks said...

my pipi!!!

MJ said...

The other white meat.

Die Muräne said...

ah, is this now your natural hair color?

...well, sorry, but I must be honest and admit, I prefered the red hairstyle that you had before. You looked like younger with that.

Vince said...

I'm sure this would be a delicacy to our friendly neighborhood lion or tiger. Since we are carnivores too, makes me wonder exactly what's in sausage.

gav said...

That's the first time that woman has had cock come out of her mouth.

Toby said...

Circumsized joke here.

jungle jane said...

Fewclewz:
YAYAYAYAY! does that mean you are offering your meat 'n two veg up to the BBQ first?

Dora & Tina:
well there are plenty of onions. and bread. nothing nicer than a great big onion vomit, eh?

Lady Muck:
i agree - i loathe hotdogs made with bread. they should always be made with a roll


Erin:
Well it is a little known fact that i am a world famous chef. i thought now is a good time to share my recipes with the world. You're welcome.

Henri:
it tasted very delicious. please don't worry about the girl vomitting - i am sure she was just drunk

MJ:
Its cock. Its fowl.

Die Murane:
okay so i had a bad hair day. Shees - all the vomit and you noticed my bad hair? huh.

Vince:
Yes i am certain lions eat hotdogs all the time. thats why they are so fierce. not like butterflies.

Gav:
as you know, i am a philosophiser. all i can say is "what goes up must come down". yanno?

Toby:
Calamari on the BBQ joke here

barman said...

I think I will pass on that BBQ. I seem to have lost my appatite. Do you do fur burger by chance?

josh williams said...

What wine goes well with grilled pecker? Me? I would be doing more than whining!

Tickersoid said...

You see, when I said give the sausages a prick..............

jungle jane said...

Barman:
shees. for countless years people have eaten knobs. now you come along and get all queasy on me? i dunno. you try to please the masses and they bite the hand that feeds them.

Josh:
Fuck - everyone drinks Merlot with knob. Josh everyone knows that. even though knob is a white meat.

Tickers:
ohhhhhhhhh fuck sorry i misheard - i thought you said "turn the prick into a sausage". Oh crap. I hope you don't miss your tackle too much? it was very yummy though...

Denny Shane said...

when when when will I ever learn not to come to this blog just as I sit at my desk with lunch?

Toby said...

As long as it's fresh.

Egan said...

This post is wrong on so many levels. First of all one should cook things over the grill using charcoal, not gas. The woman in purple needs to meet the featured purple man in my current post. They would make a lovely couple.

Finally, is it wrong that the penis looks tasty?

Zen Wizard said...

Um...latex on the barbee?

Outback Steakhouse doesn't have that yet. They should really keep abreast of new Australian trends.

Jesus Toast said...

I guess the most diturbing image I saw within those three pictures was that you could see the folds of fat that came together in between that rather large woman's legs.

Le Chitelier said...

Okay, this time, I'm actually going to puke at what you put up Jane.

hardhouse said...

I dunno... I've seen more unattractive beef curtians

Erin O'Brien said...

ATTENTION MOTHERFUCKERS

Stop playing with yourselves and get over to my place immediately.

Hal said...

Is that a polish sausage on the barbie?

~d said...

SHIT where is the pause button on this slideshow?!

Brookelina said...

At least it's circumsized.

jungle jane said...

Denny:
Why is that? do you now want to trade your lunch for the lunch on my blog?

Toby:
You could just scrape the vomit up and use that as the salsa??

Egan:
Its not wrong that the penis looks tasty – lets face it – everyone loves barbecued onions and a yummy bit of meat. Even vegetarians.

Zen:
No latex – the condom was taken off first. It’s just like the shrink wrap on a nice roast lamb – always take the plastic off before you cook it

Toastie:
Yes I thought that was a really nice touch too – such attention to detail. I like that.

Le Chit
Ha! I knew if I tried very very hard I could make you gag eventually! My work here is done!

Hardhouse:
I think the knob looks quite yummy. I am very distrurbed by the lady’s bowl of lasagne on display though

Erin
TITS! TITS! TITS!

Hal:
No I think its just seasoned. You know – for the photograph. Like you see in cooking magazines

~d
I am disturbed – which picture is arousing you? I really hope its not the last one?>

Brooke:
I trimmed for the foreskin off actually before I cooked it – you know how foreskin burns so quickly…

~d said...

Didn't Mary Poppins sing about a bowl full of barf helps the medicine go down?

Toby said...

Finally, the circumcision/foreskin jokes.

Erin O'Brien said...

ADDITIONAL INSTRUCTIONS

MFer's, apparently there is some confusion about WHY I have asked you over to my place. I have THREE posts today, at least one of which features someone near and dear to your horny hearts, so please, make sure you scroll down and check out all of today's posts!

Fewclewz said...

Afraid I can't offer up my meat and two veg love. I mean I would've of course, but I'm afraid that the old tackle has suffered after so many years at sea, so many "Umbrellas" warts, and other 'social diseases' that there's not a whole lot left! certainly not enough for a feed!

wallycrawler said...

Jane . I thought you preferred dark meat ?

Fewclewz said...

Tell me....that seasoning on yer knob.......would that be Pixie Sprinkle????

jungle jane said...

~d:
Mary Poppins sounds like a freak. Is that Mary Poppins in the barf pic??

Toby:
Of course. I couldn’t post knobs and not mention foreskins. Ideal for when you have run out of calamari

Erin:
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!

Fewclewz
Please offer the meat and two veg. we could use them as bar snacks? Sort of like an entrée maybe? They would taste amazing with a bit of garlic and a fine drop of Chardie..

Wally:
All meat is dark when the lights are turned off

Fewclewz (2)
I don’t think you would want to trust our Pixie’s finest seasoning. Little cheeky miss usually adds some itching powder, the minx

YellowSock said...

I really need to change my name. I really really do.

jungle jane said...

Sausage can you get a new boyfriend please? We are running low on food supplies this side...

Toby said...

Jane, I'm not so sure I want to be your boytoy. "Snip" has never been so profound.

ChickyBabe said...

Are these onion rings?

jungle jane said...

Toby:
I would probably break you. Snap! ooooops! there went Toby!

ChickyBabe:
No, they are foreskins...

Toby said...

Breaking and cutting are two entirely different topics. I doubt you would break me, you're too skinny. As long as I have no fear of losing my most important digit, take a pinky or even both ring fingers, I'm still upbeat.

YellowSock said...

Maybe the rotund woman is on a new diet where she spits instead of swallows. Eh?

I'm sure it will be at LEAST a week before I am forced to dismember any new members.

jungle jane said...

Toby:
you are too special to me to simply view as a food source. your junk is safe with me.

But let me tell you i am *certain* i could snap you like a twig. not that i would. i think.

Sausage:
I think that's called bullimia?? Keep forraging for food, Sausage. i will stay here and keep the fire hot.

Toby said...

Snap like a twig = cum in a heart beat.

I'm going with that.

~d said...

Jane-umm, no it is not Mary Poppins, Mary didn't strut around in purple tees: but I think she may have barfed up a pix of Julie Andrews and just rolled with it.

Jozee said...

What's Porksword's meat doin' on the barbie?

Adam said...

I dont see whats so appealing about eating it whole right of the bbq, probably be better as a meat pie, especially if theres some cheese on the pie.

josh williams said...

Merlot puts me to sleep but then again grilled peckers? I'm going back to Erins site!

Candace said...

Good lord, Jane!!! I mean, I like to eat a nice tube steak as much as the next girl, but that was disturbing, LOL!

Where in the hell do you FIND these things?!?!?!

jungle jane said...

Toby:
Right-ho well if you are going to volunteer for the snapping then i would be most happy to oblige. What would you like me to do with the two halves? Are you cool if i sell your remains on ebay as a sex toy?

~d:
I am certain that is Mary Poppins then. i can see bits of barfed up Julie in the pool of vomit. oath.

Jozee:
I am going to see if i can feed the masses like Jesus did. Lets see how many Porksword can feed. Fewclewz is donating his genitals for the Entree

Adam:
Yes thats why it got turned into a sandwich in the second image. No one wants a mouth full of testicle and no bread to wash it down with, innit?

Josh! YOOOOHOOOO! Say, Josh! Dinner is served!

Candace:
it's not me that has a sick mind - i swear. It's Egan. He sends me all this stuff - i just faithfully report it on my blog. I don't even understand half of it myself.

Sheri said...

I must one sick bugger because this did not gross me out at all. It's just a dick with some big balls on the BBQ....

The fat chick barfing at the end irked me a bit, but that is about it.

I not surprised in the least to see it on your blog Jane. I've come to expect such things from you, in fact I demand it!

I am so twisted.

jungle jane said...

Sheri:
Do you by any chance have a recipe for vagina vol-au-vents? i'll take pictures, i promise...

Toby said...

Credit comes at a price

~d said...

NICE! I love the comment to egan. (lalala, i am NOT going to his blog to see if he is awake-not going, lalala)
What do credit and coming have in common-I give you credit if you make me come?

Egan said...

I feel like I missed something. Is there something Erin wants us to see? I mean really, what could it be? I haven't the slightest idea.

~d, did Jane slam me somewhere? She can be such a bitch sometimes. She sends me these wonderful email and then, bam, she's picking on vegetarians. Shame on Aunt Jane.

Mongrel Porksword said...

I'm glad I stayed home instead of going to this cookout.

Mongrel Porksword said...

I'm glad I stayed home instead of going to this cookout.

Ernesto Brabazoni said...

he is glad he stayed home instead of going to this cookout.

matty said...

that was so scary on so many levels.

Fewclewz said...

Hey, Jane, I think yer snag is done!

BEAST said...

JJ did you get the recipe from Frobisher....
The barfing bint looks like a beast kinda girl.....do you have a phone number ???

jungle jane said...

Toby:
Credit where credit is due i always say

~d:
Little Missy Egan is slow today. I think i got away with the barb and he hasn't even noticed:-)

Egan:
Hi Egan. How are you, petal? So nice to see you.

Mongrel:
Come and join us!

Mongrel:
Come and join us!

Ernesto:
He is so glad, he is stuttering

Matty:
awwwwwww don't you feel like a bit of dinner anymore? was it something i said?

Fewclewz:
there is nothing i love more than a SNAG...

Beast:
Fuck. I had earmarked you for myself.

Karen Little said...

AAAAARRGGHHH!

I wasn't expecting that...

BEAST said...

Oh and Egan....vegetarians are there to be picked on...the poor things just dont have the strength to fight back

phlegmfatale said...

wickedly delicious.

Erin O'Brien said...

I wonder what dick meat tastes like.

Anita said...

EWWWW! I hate onions! They overwhelm the taste of anything they're in. Yuck!

I hate to call you out like this but that might have been Photoshopped. I only noticed because there are no grill marks. Were it boiled I would have no beef with you.

jackt said...

I was wondering where my genitals went.

Strow said...

Janie, where do you find this stuff......

That cant be good for you

Zen Wizard said...

I missed the Miss Manners column where "ATTENTION MOTHERFUCKERS!" was listed as an acceptable salutation.

An invitation to the bar mitzvah of an organized crime figure's kid, perhaps?

Karen Little said...

Dammit Jane - I originally loaded this post at varsity, where fo some reason the second two pics didn't come up. I didn't know there were more. then I loaded your blog again at work (fuck knows why) and MY BOSS WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME. Now she thinks I'm a lesbian who barbecues mens' penisis and then jacks off to obese women vomiting them up. AAARGH!

Karen Little said...

oh - you were quite hot on Erin's blog, btw

~d said...

the zen dude totally has me rollin over here-HAHAHA! where is ATTENTION MOTHERFUCKERS a -what did he say-considered a salutaion?! DYIN I tell you!

Pixie Sprinkle said...

Hotdogs for dinner again? Awwww...can't we go to McDonalds just this once?

Toby said...

McDonalds is hot dog. It just comes in different shapes.

josh williams said...

It dont seem like summer till you see hot steaming peckers on the grill.

Le Chitelier said...

@Erin:
Tastes like chicken.

drunkbh said...

I'm gonna have nightmares about the woman on the bench. As for the other pics..... No, I'm not full.

Qenny said...

Doesn't look like they brown up well on the barbie. Who knew?

Mone said...

Pixie shouldnt have to be forced to eat those things all the time... I'm afraid she is gettin hocked on it and she just found such a lovely girlfriend.

Tickersoid said...

Great BBQ season has just started in the UK.

~d said...

I GOT it!
I know what we are going to have for 4th of July cook-out! YEAH! Nothing like potato salad and tube steak.

Maja said...

Mmmmmm.

Toby said...

I'm hanging on your last word, JANE.

Brookelina said...

Make this go away.

josh williams said...

Forking a pecker! I'll be damned! I am so glad it is not mine.Dang!