I can do better.
Yeah, but can you stick your tongue in your ass???
You've got some pretty good software and I'm not talking about your clit.
Porkieyou don't have a clit. unless that's a strapon you are posing with?Jenny!Fuck. I wrap my face around my twat and yet still my public want more. God, its hard being pleasing you lotGBoh you've noticed what lovely hair i have? wow. i didn't realise you were gay...
I know this guy in Vegas who could make you a star Jane. As if you weren't already.
If I lick your twat or stick a tongue in your ass... can I be called a contortionists? I might need to make a trip across the big pond!Very nice pictorial JJ, I am most impressed and a little excited. :)
BULLSHIT! You took that pic that we PINKY SWORE no one would ever see!(smile!)
Have just penciled in a date with myself for this evening.
I'm officially jealous.
So does this mean you"ll never be leaving the house again?
Ohhhh look, Mummy is flashing her toothbrush holder on the internet...
JJ, when did you grow such long hair?
I am opposed to D I Y.....if you need something doing get in a professional
SausageOh I like to lead a modest life. Fame and all its trappings holds no appeal for me. I’m like that Mother Theresa chick – I go about my business quietly and with modesty.Barman If you like my twat and ass I think you will be called “dude with a filthy tongue”. You should try contortionism Barman. You could give yourself head whenever you wantedTilde Yes but I am only sharing it with my selected friends. That’s the joy of the internet – its like one great big photo album. Next week I am uploading the one of you with the cucumber up your arseMJRemember to take the shorts off first, yeah? ARMNo need to be jealous – you are quite welcome to come over and lick my twatjemison I’m going to carve a little hole for myself under my desk at work so that I can practice my yoga during the day too. Clever, huh? PixieDon’t be cheeky missy. Run off and roll mummy a joint dear ChickybabeI have hair down to my arse. True fact. BeastieYes but they keep wanting to come in via my trademan’s entrance
Have you ever thought of having your tongue pierced Jungley? Just wondered....
Does that taste good? Try a little sprinkle of fresh lime on it, Mmm. oysters, delicious.
OMG.... I feel another stroke... or wait... that could be a hardon.
You just picked up another fan! OMG!Flyinfox_SATX
Damn, I'm on the wrong side of the pond.
Jungley.You have a very pointed tongue, do you ever have trouble eating Yorkshire puddings or canapés.
I actually fear coming here now.
Thats amazing jj! Good effort, helped by software but great pic.
MutleyI’ll pierce my tongue if you pierce your knob. Deal??RattyOf course it tastes good. I am thinking of bottling my taint and selling it at car boot sales. Oh and the lime advice was terrible – I now have a curdled vaginaDennyOh deary me denny – I think you are getting your heart confused with your knobflyinfoxWelcome to my den of purity! I love flying foxes!TobyI have four words for you: British AirwaysRattyJesus dude, I get my silky vag out for you all to enjoy and all you can do is yap on about food? I give up with you lot.BrookelinaThis is a safe place, Brooke. You can trust me. Here…close your eyes and let me take you by the hand…EbezpNonononononono its completely real! Its me! Contorting! I do it all the time – even on the train and stuff. It’s like my ‘special gift’
You and I would make a great couple, Jane. We could completely ignore each other during sex.
Oh fuck, I'm horny and jealous now, no fair, no fair. I can still get one thing behind my head but not both and I never could do that, damn. Oh the jealousy!!
Very impressed.If you can do it yourself, no need for a man to do it for you...
I have to say, your lawn is extremely well manicured. But then, most women can't see back there to get all the small hairs.
i always wanted to do that but i never got 'round to it...........Whats at Donnington?
SmackSounds great. I wouldn’t have to worry about you yapping on about ‘your needs’. I could simply knock the top off one and then cuddle myself as I fell asleep.dirtybitch Gentle stretching exercises is what you need. Remember the golden rule: no pain, no gainIngsoc I’m a modern girl. Independent, like. I would far rather my gentlemen friends did useful stuff like change my car tyres and take the rubbish out.bugwit It’s just laziness. They can use mirrors.Tony What do you MEAN, whats at Donnington?? MONSTERS OF ROCK festival. Dude. 3 days of metal mayhem. Iron Maiden headling…thank god I have arse length rock and roll hair. I am sooooooooooo excited…
JJ that picture does look a bit like you ?I`m scared...and yet aroused .
Yes, I'll do my Kegal at the same time, you know, kill two fucks w/one stone!
(smiling!)we have had some good times!damn, sister! Remember this?!*we are ALL lucky I do not know how to OPERATE THE AWESOME software on my comp!WHOOPS! Want an apple?
That makes Jesus sad. His tears are drowning a village of kittens in South America right now.
NewmaniaI'm not surprised her face looks like mine. that would be because...well...it is my face. The gold jewellry is a bit of a giveaway though - i'm more the type of chick who wears skulls and chains as accessoriesDBSNever practise your Kegal on a full bladder. Trust me on this.tildeOh lordy me, i remember the apple like it was yesterday! Remember how amazed we were that it was still so crunchy and tasty even after our arses had half crushed it??morbidJesus ought to lighten up on this "one kitten dies per wank" stuff. He should also kill babies and puppies just to even the ecosystem up a bit.
Aha I see ...I expect everyone except me knew what was going on I was perplexed.You are really quite cute . I imagine with a some wardrobe staples and a makeover by Trinny and the other one you might yet find a husband .You will have to moderate your language though if you want to land that eligible junior executive.( Oh and just a few simple canapes can really spruce up a soirre)Good Luck
* Claps, whistles and air punching *
The fact that Mr Newmania knows the name of one of the fashion troll duo must make him bi-sexual at the very least.Do you find yourself strangley drawn to displays of scatter cushions Mr N ????
If you can do yourself, I hope you don't epect a potential partner to do the same...
Do you find yourself strangley drawn to displays of scatter cushions Mr N ???? ...other boys wanted to play football , but I just wanted to dance and sing and dance and sing and everything !!Should I try sodomy ?
Desirable Jungle Babe.You ever got a tune out that thing?Give 'Penny whistle blues' a go - it's made for that instrument.
newmaniaCute? Good lord man I have an image to maintain here! I am fierce, not cute. Damn lemme go roll about in some goats blood to prove the pointTickersAh. You’ve got your Ginger Spice aerobics video on then? I hope you’re not wearing the green leotard – its not really your colourBeastieI reckon you’re onto something there Beastie. Those are the words of a man that takes it up the assJeremyI hear that humming while performing oral is a pleasing sensation. I will try it and let you knowIngsocOne can never have too many tongues on one’s button. I am happy to share the bean chores out a bitnewmaniaBend over Newmania – let me be your first. I have a watermelon right here that might fit…RattyDude fuck Penny Whistle Blues – I can fanny fart the whole of Bohemian Rhapsody
It wasn't that sort of mmmmm......People like you ought to be locked up.(locked not licked)
I already have a Prince Albert Ms Jane. I am told it is improves something for women - thought goodness knows what... You can vote for me!!CLICK HERE
I design cardboard-cutout photo props for a living. You know, like those ones where you put your head through the hole and become the 5th Beatle.You've just given me a super idea for the new one I'm working on for the school fete...
Congratulations! Let's throw a party! We'll have a cake and darling little paper napkins and punch!
haha forgett it thats not your twat,its ~d Twat i remember your last visit in the US !!!
I actually know a girl who can really do that, and it is a site to see, I can tell you, and the great thing was she could lick my balls as I shagged her.
Chris you are so indescrete. My mother is horrified.
Tickersoid, I am sure she was horrified, so was mine when she walked in and caught us at it.
What can I say ?That is a fantastic pussy ya got there . I can tell your a very healthy gal . You must eat a lott'a green vegetables and drink a lott'a water .
JeremyHandcuffs sound fabulous. I have some fluffy ones in my handbag in factmutleyNow mutley. I will only vote for you if you pay me three beers. Those are da rulesfingersOh my word fingers. Do you think there’s a market for people pushing their vaginas through a cardboard cutout?erinAwesome. I’ll get some LSD for the punch, yeah?HenriMy word your photoshop skills are even more awesome than mine! I am going to print it out and stick it up on my desk at work…ChrisMy word chris – in order to do that she would have had to have been able to do a backbend. You should have filmed it and put it up on the internet…she would have liked thatTickersI bet your father is relieved Chris didn’t mention about his little party trick??WallyI credit my good health to lots of early lights and faith in the lord…
tuna or lavender?
btw, you are truly sick. you can call me anytime.
RaffiLavender twat??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
huh, you have lovely eyes ;)
Die Murane thank you. I was hoping that this picture would draw attention to my soulful blue eyes. I'm going to send it to my granny - she loves it when i look pretty.
Oh my god, yoga sure is paying off.
That was a way better hair color for you.
Who's a clever girl, JJ...
Hey, Last Summer I ran into Steve Harris in Germany. Jealous Much?PS: He's short.
EganIts not yoga, its Ashtangi. More mystical, like...ZenNo i don't think so. I don't like my hair colour and my ass colour being the same.FingersWell as a top athlete it seems like a shame not to use my prowess off the track too. Us sporting types are not always in bed by 9pm with a warm glass of milkBugwitHave you ever bumped into Ron Jeremy? Mannnn that dude is my hero. He is short too, by the way...
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